Motoring Discussion > New model Shoevrolet.	Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Ted	Replies: 48

New Sun 16 Jun 13 00:35   New model Shoevrolet. - Ted

Humph's dream roadster.... s479.photobucket.com/user/1400ted/media/shoe.jpg.html All right, come on........lets have all the puns out ! Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 07:00   New model Shoevrolet. - L'escargot

It seems to be well shod. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 07:07   New model Shoevrolet. - Clk Sec

Bet that shifts when you put your toe down. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 07:09   New model Shoevrolet. - L'escargot

It looks like the driver is well-heeled. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 07:11   New model Shoevrolet. - L'escargot

It looks like the driver had to shoe-horn himself into it. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 07:53   New model Shoevrolet. - Manatee

He looks a right lacehole in that. I hope it isn't his sole car. Goodyear welted I expect. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 08:02   New model Shoevrolet. - Manatee

I can see the driver's in Derby (bit technical that). Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 08:36   New model Shoevrolet. - L'escargot

I bet the driver speaks with a brogue. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 09:05   New model Shoevrolet. - Dog

Cobblers! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 09:19   New model Shoevrolet. - hawkeye

Where's the boot? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 09:34   New model Shoevrolet. - Zero

you need to polish that Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 09:48   New model Shoevrolet. - L'escargot

Is it rear w heel drive? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 10:03   New model Shoevrolet. - L'escargot

Is it his sole means of transport? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 10:09   New model Shoevrolet. - henry k

Tongue in cheek under heavy braking ? How do you heel and toe it ? Cant give it any welly so I guess just welt it. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 10:09   New model Shoevrolet. - Zero

eye-let you know. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 10:16   New model Shoevrolet. - R.P.

Will he buy it or er...lace it...? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 10:17   New model Shoevrolet. - R.P.

Has it got a slipper clutch I wonder or is that for the well heeled ? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 10:18   New model Shoevrolet. - Runfer D'Hills

You'd want to leather it I suppose, but I can't see it lasting mind. I think he was stitched up. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 12:19   New model Shoevrolet. - Ted

Le's beat me to it...a bit. I think the engine's out of a Singer Brogue.........geddit ? Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 12:40   New model Shoevrolet. - Armel Coussine

You can't buy a bespoke sled like that over the counter. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 14:03   New model Shoevrolet. - Clk Sec

>> I think the engine's out of a Singer Brogue. ....or an Austin Heeley. Last edited by: Clk Sec on Sun 16 Jun 13 at 14:04 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 14:10   New model Shoevrolet. - Robin O'Reliant

Put a sock in it, you lot. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 14:19   New model Shoevrolet. - mikeyb

Not bling enough for a Primark product, so of no interest to Humph Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 19:18   New model Shoevrolet. - zookeeper

it will never last Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 19:22   New model Shoevrolet. - Londoner

Humph would like to be insole possession of such a car. A warning though - I heard that the pumps give trouble (and the brake shoes). But they can be fixed without much bovver. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 19:28   New model Shoevrolet. - zookeeper

its an improvement on a segway i suppose ( segs...gettit?) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 19:35   New model Shoevrolet. - Westpig

'Tongue' in cheek, you'd 'clog' up the roads in one of those...and that might 'court' disaster and make you look a right 'cowboy', if not stubborn as a 'mule'. Last edited by: Westpig on Sun 16 Jun 13 at 19:38 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 19:52   New model Shoevrolet. - Robin O'Reliant

I wouldn't knock the idea though, the Wellington Bomber was a success. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 21:00   New model Shoevrolet. - zookeeper

i hope he doesnt have any trouble with his 'toe in' Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 21:02   New model Shoevrolet. - zookeeper

for those struggling with punnery www.shoeguide.org/Shoe_Anatomy Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 21:26   New model Shoevrolet. - Robin O'Reliant

You couldn't per'suade' me to have one of those. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 21:47   New model Shoevrolet. - zookeeper

i wonder who owns the 'patent' ? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 21:53   New model Shoevrolet. - Ted

Not bad, ladies ! Getting on for 30 puns ! Could this be a forum record ? Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:00   New model Shoevrolet. - Zero

We are walking in your footsteps Ted, you always take the best foot forward. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:02   New model Shoevrolet. - Ted

Talent will always come out Zeddo. Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:23   New model Shoevrolet. - Londoner

>> >> Not bad, ladies ! Getting on for 30 puns ! >> "ladies"? We may be indulging in a sinful waste of time with these puns, but that's no reason to mock a sin! Reply to this message | Report message       4

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:24   New model Shoevrolet. - Zero

He's just a loafer. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:10   New model Shoevrolet. - Dog

>>i wonder who owns the 'patent' ? Dr Marten. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:02   New model Shoevrolet. - Zero

>> 'Tongue' in cheek, you'd 'clog' up the roads in one of those...and that might 'court' >> disaster and make you look a right 'cowboy', if not stubborn as a 'mule'. This from our co-respondent. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:17   New model Shoevrolet. - Runfer D'Hills

I might have made him an offer but I gather he's soled it. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:21   New model Shoevrolet. - Zero

Its a Stiletto, Sunbeam Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:23   New model Shoevrolet. - Runfer D'Hills

Wonder what the tacks is? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:27   New model Shoevrolet. - Londoner

Could the Shoe car be called the Morris Oxfords? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:30   New model Shoevrolet. - Runfer D'Hills

On a serious note, ( honestly ) I can't think it actually goes. How would the driver see anything in front of him? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:32   New model Shoevrolet. - Roger.

It looks photoshoed to me. Last edited by: Roger on Sun 16 Jun 13 at 22:32 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 22:38   New model Shoevrolet. - Londoner

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New Sun 16 Jun 13 23:03   New model Shoevrolet. - Manatee

>> Could the Shoe car be called the Morris Oxfords? looks more like a VW Derby to me. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 23:07   New model Shoevrolet. - Ted

Buy this for the wife, train 'er to drive properly ! tinyurl.com/l298ls7 Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jun 13 23:09   New model Shoevrolet. - Armel Coussine

Driver looks a bit of a brothel creeper although the car doesn't. Reply to this message | Report message