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Thread Author: Falkirk Bairn Replies: 23

 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Falkirk Bairn
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 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Zero
Its a bit cheesy, but on the whole its a cracker of a story.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Robin O'Reliant
I wonder if the truck was on HP?
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - swiss tony
>> I wonder if the truck was on HP?
>>

Dunno... but I bet the driver was checked to see if he had been on the sauce..
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Runfer D'Hills
Not wishing to be unsavoury, but I know that road and it's usually a piece of cake.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Manatee
Grate headline.

I expect a Crowdie gathered for a rare bit of entertainment.

Expect the driver's a bit blue.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - MD
Edam if he do and Edam if he don't.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Runfer D'Hills
I expect the locals gorged on it.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Zero
even the cows were laughing.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Runfer D'Hills
Well, at least they'll have got rid of the jam.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Robin O'Reliant
Did the police ketchup with him?
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Manatee
They'd relish that.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Runfer D'Hills
Last time I was that way there was a jam sandwich in the lay-by.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Robin O'Reliant
Do you think his mar might be upset?
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Boxsterboy
The driver certainly did get in a pickle.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Robin O'Reliant
The Branston must have been well spread.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - zookeeper
just a drop in the ocean, i bet theres stiltons of it moving up and down our busy roads
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - VxFan
I bet everyone beheinz were annoyed at the hold up.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - zookeeper
apportioning blame could be a bit of a gruyere area, i hope the drivers tacos hadnt passed there use by date
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Duncan
It must have jarred.
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - PhilW
Time for more pickle/know your onions puns
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2464231/Lorry-driver-gets-bit-pickle-Wagon-overturns-shedding-entire-load-onions-road.html

Now all we need is a lorry full of jam to turn over and cause a traffic.........
Got my coat already
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Runfer D'Hills
Presumably when the intended recipient of that load queried its non-delivery they were told "Sorry, that's shallot"...
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - Ted

My biking partner was a chartered loss adjuster specialising in marine and containers. He recalled being sent to assess a container load of Walnut Whips that had come off a trailer in an RTA.

Asking the transport manager how many boxes would he expect to be damaged, he was told that none of the load would be any good. On querying this he was told to take a box at random and try one. The fondant inside had been turned to toffee by the shock ! The manager said they would all be like that, which was why they were claiming the full load.

Moral ? Just don't drop yer Walnut Whip on leaving the shop !

Ted
 Branston Lorry gets into a pickle near Cheddar - VxFan
>> Time for more pickle/know your onions puns

Police have now turned up with vinegar to try and preserve the scene.
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