Its a bit cheesy, but on the whole its a cracker of a story.
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I wonder if the truck was on HP?
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>> I wonder if the truck was on HP?
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Dunno... but I bet the driver was checked to see if he had been on the sauce..
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Not wishing to be unsavoury, but I know that road and it's usually a piece of cake.
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Grate headline.
I expect a Crowdie gathered for a rare bit of entertainment.
Expect the driver's a bit blue.
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Edam if he do and Edam if he don't.
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I expect the locals gorged on it.
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even the cows were laughing.
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Well, at least they'll have got rid of the jam.
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Did the police ketchup with him?
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Last time I was that way there was a jam sandwich in the lay-by.
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Do you think his mar might be upset?
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The driver certainly did get in a pickle.
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The Branston must have been well spread.
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just a drop in the ocean, i bet theres stiltons of it moving up and down our busy roads
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I bet everyone beheinz were annoyed at the hold up.
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apportioning blame could be a bit of a gruyere area, i hope the drivers tacos hadnt passed there use by date
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Time for more pickle/know your onions puns
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2464231/Lorry-driver-gets-bit-pickle-Wagon-overturns-shedding-entire-load-onions-road.html
Now all we need is a lorry full of jam to turn over and cause a traffic.........
Got my coat already
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Presumably when the intended recipient of that load queried its non-delivery they were told "Sorry, that's shallot"...
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My biking partner was a chartered loss adjuster specialising in marine and containers. He recalled being sent to assess a container load of Walnut Whips that had come off a trailer in an RTA.
Asking the transport manager how many boxes would he expect to be damaged, he was told that none of the load would be any good. On querying this he was told to take a box at random and try one. The fondant inside had been turned to toffee by the shock ! The manager said they would all be like that, which was why they were claiming the full load.
Moral ? Just don't drop yer Walnut Whip on leaving the shop !
Ted
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>> Time for more pickle/know your onions puns
Police have now turned up with vinegar to try and preserve the scene.
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