Motoring Discussion > The "number 2" bus Miscellaneous
Thread Author: VxFan Replies: 15

 The "number 2" bus - VxFan
The UK's first bus powered entirely by human and food waste has gone into service between Bristol and Bath.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30115137

I just love the graphics on the side of it.

news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/79150000/jpg/_79150008_79150007.jpg
 The "number 2" bus - John Boy
Must be low on fuel. Those five passengers all seem to be straining. :-)
 The "number 2" bus - Armel Coussine
Actually there was a story yesterday about scheiss-powered mobile phones. Do they have tiny retorts that need to be fed with the stuff? I do hope so.
 The "number 2" bus - Ted

I bet it goes like s*** !
 The "number 2" bus - Harleyman
Presumably it refuels in Bristol?
 The "number 2" bus - WillDeBeest
Do they have tiny retorts that need to be fed with the stuff?

Not necessary for feeding crap into a phone; most people manage with a microphone and touchscreen.
 The "number 2" bus - Armel Coussine
>> for feeding crap into a phone; most people manage with a microphone and touchscreen.

Different sorts of crap comrade. I like the idea of a tiny Victorian-technology industrial complex in one's mobile phone, perhaps even with a minute chimney. You'd have to process your excrement first of course, into mousescheiss-sized fuel pellets.

I love the logo on the side of the bus.
Last edited by: Armel Coussine on Thu 20 Nov 14 at 17:44
 The "number 2" bus - CGNorwich

>> I love the logo on the side of the bus.
>>

I am deeply offended and demand an apology from the bus company and compensation.



 The "number 2" bus - Armel Coussine
>> I am deeply offended

Even by the older lady knitting on the bog, with her white knickers round her ankles? I think it's charming.
 The "number 2" bus - CGNorwich
Especially the old lady. Shocked I am shocked. Would settle for £100,000
 The "number 2" bus - Westpig
>> The UK's first bus powered entirely by human and food waste has gone into service
>> between Bristol and Bath.

Do you reckon they've removed the seats and benches for stools?
 The "number 2" bus - henry k
>> I just love the graphics on the side of it.
>>
>> news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/79150000/jpg/_79150008_79150007.jpg
>>
>>
Lots of productive activity in more than one sense.
A waterless flush ?.
 The "number 2" bus - Roger.
What a load of carp.
 The "number 2" bus - ....
I had a rough curry last night.

I feel like I could power a whole fleet of buses today.
 The "number 2" bus - John Boy
>> I feel like I could power a whole fleet of buses today.

Try to hold it until you can get to Bristol.
 The "number 2" bus - VxFan
The UK's first bus powered by human waste has been involved in a 'near miss' in Bristol earlier today.

Accident investigators are examining a huge skid mark left on a bend.
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