Motoring Discussion > Tufty is useless Miscellaneous
Thread Author: R.P. Replies: 12

 Tufty is useless - R.P.
....at crossing the road.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-34902129

Sadly we see them at the roadside either about to cross or flattened....always makes me wince...they are so lovely compared to the 'orrible grey ones.
 Tufty is useless - Crankcase
Some kids were messing about at the edge of the road as I walked by the other day. I asked them if they had not been in the Tufty Club and they looked at me as if I was mad. I tried Green Cross Man, Green Cross Code and even Kerb Drill. Nothing.

What do they teach them these days?

I don't know what's happened to the world.
Last edited by: Crankcase on Mon 23 Nov 15 at 20:56
 Tufty is useless - Zero
>> Some kids were messing about at the edge of the road as I walked by
>> the other day. I asked them if they had not been in the Tufty Club
>> and they looked at me as if I was mad. I tried Green Cross Man,
>> Green Cross Code and even Kerb Drill. Nothing.
>>
>> What do they teach them these days?
>>
>> I don't know what's happened to the world.

road deaths are down. telling them not to run in the road seems to have worked without all that green men and talking animals sh--
 Tufty is useless - Crankcase

>> road deaths are down. telling them not to run in the road seems to have
>> worked without all that green men and talking animals sh--


More likely there are fewer kids near roads. They are either on them, when Jocantha gets taken to pony club in the second 4x4, or Kyle and Kylie are indoors with one eye on Sky and the other on Skype.
 Tufty is useless - Bromptonaut

>> Kerb Drill. Nothing.

We had Kerb Drill on the hexagonal pencils at primaryschool.

At the kerb HALT! etc.

Could never understand what Lakeland HB - WRCC had to do with road safety. :-P
 Tufty is useless - No FM2R
Tufty ruled my life. The mantra still goes through my mind from time to time.
 Tufty is useless - Zero
>> Tufty ruled my life. The mantra still goes through my mind from time to time.

The tufty book of management?
 Tufty is useless - No FM2R
Could do worse.....
 Tufty is useless - Shiny

>> What do they teach them these days?
>>
How to put their free condoms on a dildo.
Prevent strategy.
Equality, diversity and inclusivity in the community.
 Tufty is useless - Duncan
>> Some kids were messing about at the edge of the road as I walked by
>> the other day. I asked them if they had not been in the Tufty Club
>> and they looked at me as if I was mad. I tried Green Cross Man,
>> Green Cross Code and even Kerb Drill. Nothing.
>>
>> What do they teach them these days?

Not to speak to strange men?
 Tufty is useless - Armel Coussine
Never seen a red squirrel to my knowledge. But there are grey ones all over the place here, including a lot of squashed ones on the road. They have no traffic sense at all.
 Tufty is useless - Old Navy
>>They have no traffic sense at all.
>>

Must be related to kangaroos, at least Tufties don't do as much damage if you hit one.
Last edited by: Old Navy on Tue 24 Nov 15 at 15:55
 Tufty is useless - R.P.
There is a claim that greys are extinct here. I dunno the reds we do see are a delightful shade of dark red. Almost surreal to see them...
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