Motoring Discussion > A classic e-bay advert.	Car Deals
Thread Author: R.P.	Replies: 28

New Sat 20 Mar 10 20:23   A classic e-bay advert. - R.P.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&afsrc=1&afsrc=1&afsrc=1 Might offend some apostrophe officinados. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 20:33   A classic e-bay advert. - MD

Give that Guy a medal. Absolutely brilliant. Made my day. Oh! and the fact the the Old Master passed the, er erm, recently expired and unnoticed MOT. Funny funny man. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 20:36   A classic e-bay advert. - Fullchat

Top drawer! Got a bid in PU? Last edited by: Fullchat on Sat 20 Mar 10 at 20:36 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 20:38   A classic e-bay advert. - R.P.

Suit me that as I return to post retirement rebellion. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 20:41   A classic e-bay advert. - MD

Yoof to Woman in job centre. "I've come for the job innit" "No Sir, that's the job in IT" Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 20:49   A classic e-bay advert. - -

It's a good un, i've got a feeling i've seen similar work before wonder if it was the same author. Must have taken some preparation, he's literate so i wonder how he got it translated into chav, reminds me of the lady translating jive in Airplane. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 20:58   A classic e-bay advert. - Robin O'Reliant

Actually, it's not a bad looking car... Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 21:32   A classic e-bay advert. - rtj70

Dat advert iz fe real wicked - hit made me smile. Or for the Yorkshire men and women: 'a' advert is reeight funny. it made uz smile. Or Liverpudlian: Dat advert is dead laughin'. it made me Tate 'n' Lyle. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 21:31   A classic e-bay advert. - hawkeye

A LOL moment or two. Passed to to my 21-y-o son. Wonder what he'll make of it. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 22:05   A classic e-bay advert. - Bellboy

looking at the link hawkeye hes infiltrated your account and bidded on it :-( Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 20 Mar 10 22:47   A classic e-bay advert. - Dave_

I saw a link to this ad on someone's facebook page at lunchtime, the power of the internet ay? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 09:45   A classic e-bay advert. - hawkeye

>> looking at the link hawkeye hes infiltrated your account and bidded on it :-( >> Aaaaargh! you're right. That must be why he left for work at such a rate of knots on his bicycle. Maybe my Haynes Renault 16 manual will be some help to him... Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 20:46   A classic e-bay advert. - Dog

That ad should be framed ... I notice the seller lives in Farnboro Hants and not Lewisham SE London :) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:01   A classic e-bay advert. - R.P.

He's a trader as well - maybe a link to the other thread running about salesman skills. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:03   A classic e-bay advert. - Zero

Farnborough is the chav centre of Surrey Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:08   A classic e-bay advert. - Runfer D'Hills

Limoncello Breezers ? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:11   A classic e-bay advert. - R.P.

He''s got a lovely XJS on his site as well......:-0 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:15   A classic e-bay advert. - Runfer D'Hills

Stop it...... I don't need a sports car. I certainly don't need an old, expensive to run sports car. I have no use for a sports car. I do however, want one...... Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:22   A classic e-bay advert. - R.P.

Mr U rears his head --- ! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:39   A classic e-bay advert. - spamcan61

>> He''s got a lovely XJS on his site as well......:-0 >> Yes, that does look very nice indeed. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:29   A classic e-bay advert. - spamcan61

>> Farnborough is the chav centre of Surrey >> Unfortunately it's in my home county of Hampshire ( just), but it's certainly got more than it fair share of potential punters for that lovely vehicle. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 21 Mar 10 21:36   A classic e-bay advert. - Zero

>> Unfortunately it's in my home county of Hampshire ( just) yes we ship ours over the border. As I said the chav centre of Surrey. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 22 Mar 10 10:27   A classic e-bay advert. - Dog

>>> As I said the chav centre of Surrey <<< When I was lorry driving in the 70's and living on the 11th floor of a tower block in Elephant and Castle (hehe!) I used to look on places like Farnboro Hants as high faluting, upper lower middle class, and with a better grade of sewage :) Last edited by: Dog on Mon 22 Mar 10 at 10:27 Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 22 Mar 10 10:43   A classic e-bay advert. - Zero

Oh its sewage IS better than south london sewage, but its all relative. Our chavs are better than london chavs, but chavs none the less. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 22 Mar 10 16:12   A classic e-bay advert. - Dave

Ask a stupid question, but what's a 'tramp stamp'? Am I showing my age here? Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 22 Mar 10 16:16   A classic e-bay advert. - crocks

Although I have plenty of age I believe it is a tattoo. Especially ones in areas that would not be seen in public on well-bred ladies. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 22 Mar 10 17:45   A classic e-bay advert. - Dave

Ah, I get it now. That's pretty funny. What's not so funny is my ex-wife and more than a couple of ex-girlfriends also had them! Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 22 Mar 10 19:49   A classic e-bay advert. - bathtub tom

May I compliment you on your taste Dave, your ex's had them. ;>) Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 22 Mar 10 20:06   A classic e-bay advert. - MD

Mate of mine. BIG, fit, agile, (Don't mess) walks up to them and 'views' their visible stamps and then says, it's OK lads, it's spelt properly. Always gets a laugh, but of course we're getting older. It can't last forever.....can it?? Much fun.......MD Reply to this message | Report message