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Thread Author: Ted Replies: 11

 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Ted

They must have damn good radar !
Had an idle browse through me spam today.
Amongst all the mail from the Viagra people promising that I'd be a magnificent God in the bedroom there were two accusations of speeding.

One was in New York State on 4th October and the other in Los Angeles a couple of weeks later.
I was asked to click on a link to download a ' plead ' form to be filled in !

Any ideas how much I'm likely to be fined ?
I'm sure I was in Stockport on one of the days, although I could be mistaken :-)

Ted
 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - diddy1234
Wow your arms are long. Lol

i dont think you would be.
A few work mates have had fines for speeding in yankie ville and they only had to pay a fine when they arrived next time at an american airport.

If you want a laugth, ask for a photo
 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Cliff Pope
You can probably be extradited under the Fair Trading extradition treaty.

Speeding carries the death penalty in Los Angeles.
 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - CGNorwich
You can probably be extradited under the Fair Trading extradition treaty.

Unikely

extraordinary rendition and Guatanamo more likeiy outcome
 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Iffy
...Speeding carries the death penalty in Los Angeles...

Only if you're black.

Ted, being an ex-copper, would probably get an award from public funds.

 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Dutchie
Ted comes across to me as a the old time copper.Respect..;>)
 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Kithmo
A bit like the NIP email circulating a few years back which said click the link to see the photo and a picture of a chimpanzee comes up. LOL
 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Kithmo
See this one: www.i-database.co.uk/
 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Armel Coussine
>> Ted comes across to me as a the old time copper.Respect..;>)

Don't say 'Respect' like that Nederlander... he might be old-fashioned enough to give you a clip over the ear just to be on the safe side...

I read the other day that Mancunians are the least neighbourly and helpful people in the country, far less likely to do anyone a favour than soppy bien-pensant Londoners.

This may be a bit unfair in Ted's case. His avuncular ramrodding of Sheikh Rattleandroll through his motoring learning curve has sometimes seemed well beyond the call of duty.

:o}

 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Iffy
...Ted comes across to me as a the old time copper.Respect..;>)...

Quite so, even more reason why he'd prosper in LA.

 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Ted

I thank you M'Lud........I shouldn't believe all you hear about Mancunians being unfriendly...
If you'd been at my neighbours solstice party last night you would have had some difficulty finding the way out, let alone the way home....I only fell down the steps once .Hospitality of the finest kind.

There's an awful lot in this country could do with a clip round the ear, from the top down.

A spell in Guantanamo does sound inviting atm. SWM has been on a mission for about two weeks.....if it moves, shout at it. If it doesn't. clean it. Pre Christmas panic, I'm glad I'm able to get out and do a bit of part-time man work !

Now, back to worrying about me fines !

Ted

 Two speeding tickets......first ever ! - Old Navy
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Don't worry too much, it is probably creative municipal fund raising.



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