Hell fire, SWM and i are in stitches.
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Yoghurt helps....apparently...
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Why do these people want to be hairless like little kids? Are they seeking careers in the porn industry or what? This is completely beyond me.
We are already well into an era of perverse, faffing narcissism.
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I know, only the other day, and I'm really not kidding, there was some old geezer on here who,... no honestly, admitted to wearing bangles, necklaces and, get this,... white slip ons...
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>> white slip ons...
Better watch out Humph or I'll come to see you in full regalia. Might even revert to mid-sixties mode and use a bit of eye shadow...
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>> Why do these people want to be hairless
Curly clock springs causing partners to be annoyingly tickled and choke?
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I had to shave the meat and two veg once as a pre op requirement , not easy with a safety razor...knitting strawberries would be easier
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>> I had to shave the meat and two veg once as a pre op requirement
>> , not easy with a safety razor...knitting strawberries would be easier
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Milligan's classic story - colonel in for a hernia op. Nurse knocks on door. "come in!". she whips down blankets, up with gown, lathers round his willy, does the shaving, and leaves. As she walks out, colonel asks "excuse me nurse, why did you bother to knock?'
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Brilliant!
Thanks for sharing RP.
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I'm wondering why PU's looking at that product and its reviews anyway?
;>)
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I reckon it's a religious thing BT. Like a sort of self-flagellation for spending all that wonga on a spare beemer. Either that, or he's struggling to get into his leathers in time for his Irish trip. Might need to get rid of any excess and squirt a bit of WD40 down there... Every little helps...
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Oh, gentlemen who consider removing the nature-given stuff we have as 'insulation', a word of advice...
It is a really really nasty experience when it starts growing back again.
Think about that itchiness/scratichiness about a week after you start growing a beard. Take that, multiply by about 47, then remember that scratching your FACE in public is still acceptable behaviour.
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Not that I object in any way to our helpers but obviously Amazon don't have a swear fitler or moderators!
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