Non-motoring > I laughed my ruddy head off...! Miscellaneous
Thread Author: R.P. Replies: 15

 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - R.P.
www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD


Contains some mildly rude words...
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - -
Hell fire, SWM and i are in stitches.
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Runfer D'Hills
Yoghurt helps....apparently...
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Armel Coussine
Why do these people want to be hairless like little kids? Are they seeking careers in the porn industry or what? This is completely beyond me.

We are already well into an era of perverse, faffing narcissism.
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Runfer D'Hills
I know, only the other day, and I'm really not kidding, there was some old geezer on here who,... no honestly, admitted to wearing bangles, necklaces and, get this,... white slip ons...

:-))
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Armel Coussine
>> white slip ons...

Better watch out Humph or I'll come to see you in full regalia. Might even revert to mid-sixties mode and use a bit of eye shadow...
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Runfer D'Hills
Can't decide which mental image to conjour...

This...

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Or this ...

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:-)
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - -
>> Why do these people want to be hairless

Curly clock springs causing partners to be annoyingly tickled and choke?

 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - zookeeper
I had to shave the meat and two veg once as a pre op requirement , not easy with a safety razor...knitting strawberries would be easier
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Ian (Cape Town)
>> I had to shave the meat and two veg once as a pre op requirement
>> , not easy with a safety razor...knitting strawberries would be easier
>>

Milligan's classic story - colonel in for a hernia op. Nurse knocks on door. "come in!". she whips down blankets, up with gown, lathers round his willy, does the shaving, and leaves. As she walks out, colonel asks "excuse me nurse, why did you bother to knock?'
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - zippy
Brilliant!

Thanks for sharing RP.
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - bathtub tom
I'm wondering why PU's looking at that product and its reviews anyway?

;>)
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - R.P.
er....nothing :-0
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Runfer D'Hills
I reckon it's a religious thing BT. Like a sort of self-flagellation for spending all that wonga on a spare beemer. Either that, or he's struggling to get into his leathers in time for his Irish trip. Might need to get rid of any excess and squirt a bit of WD40 down there... Every little helps...

:-))
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Ian (Cape Town)
Oh, gentlemen who consider removing the nature-given stuff we have as 'insulation', a word of advice...
It is a really really nasty experience when it starts growing back again.
Think about that itchiness/scratichiness about a week after you start growing a beard. Take that, multiply by about 47, then remember that scratching your FACE in public is still acceptable behaviour.
 I laughed my ruddy head off...! - Meldrew
Not that I object in any way to our helpers but obviously Amazon don't have a swear fitler or moderators!
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