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Thread Author: Iffy Replies: 47

 Political totty - Iffy
The politics threads on here are what we hacks call WBD - worthy but dull.

So how about one on eye candy in politics?

The French election was notable for me only for the likely disappearance from view of Carla Bruni.

But fair play to le Gauloise, they've come up with a worthy replacement in the shapely shape of Hollande's squeeze, Ms Valerie Trierweiler.

Not bad for a 47-year-old:

tinyurl.com/7pu3bz8

Then there's that Tory lass who got some stick on twitter recently.

Any other nominations?
 Political totty - John H
>> Any other nominations? >>

yes, Harriet Har...dwo...man for you old foggies.

and Eric Pickles for Pat.



Last edited by: John H on Thu 10 May 12 at 18:09
 Political totty - Iffy
...Harriet Har...dwo...man...

Harriet looked quite fit on Parky a few years ago.

OK, about 30 years ago.

 Political totty - Roger.
>> ...Harriet Har...dwo...man...
>>
>> Harriet looked quite fit on Parky a few years ago.
> >
Quick - mind bleach required.
 Political totty - R.P.
Funnily enough I was about to upload a photo of Harriet taken a lifetime ago to FB (well 2006) - she's shorter than me, n fact she's even shorter than Zero,....:-)
 Political totty - Pat
:0

Pat
 Political totty - Focusless
See how they compare: www.sexymp.co.uk/index.php?gender=F
:)
Last edited by: Focus on Thu 10 May 12 at 18:10
 Political totty - Ian (Cape Town)
>> See how they compare: www.sexymp.co.uk/index.php?gender=F
>> :)
>>

Yes, I could definitely lose my deposit over one or two of those.
 Political totty - Iffy
...See how they compare:...

Another reason to vote Conservative.

 Political totty - Ian (Cape Town)
>> ...See how they compare:...
>>
>> Another reason to vote Conservative.
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Is there a split?

I'll stand as an independent.
 Political totty - DP
American political commentator, ultra-Conservative, and general all round hate filled salivating lunatic, Ann Coulter.

But you would.

www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/coulter.jpeg
 Political totty - Zero
You know, after a few beers, I would, probably

Sarah Palin, (or even Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin)
 Political totty - MD
Nah! Long face. Must be all that Horse riding.
 Political totty - -
Pics are only skin deep and photo shoppable, X rays needed to see if any of them have a heart.
 Political totty - Zero
They are politicians!
 Political totty - Meldrew
Some the ones further down the list aren't as pretty as Wayne Rooney.
 Political totty - Bromptonaut
Theresa Villiers looks good on her bike.
 Political totty - Bromptonaut
>> Theresa Villiers looks good on her bike.

And actually so does Justine Greening on a Brommy tinyurl.com/7qbfz7z

But blondes don't do it for me ;-)
Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Thu 10 May 12 at 20:54
 Political totty - Dog
>>Theresa Villiers looks good on her bike<<

Yeah, I wouldn't mind a ride with her.

:}
 Political totty - Roger.
Yep, the Tory Totty wins.
Sarah Teather (LimpDumps) has a fan club in certain internet places, but not for me.
 Political totty - Bromptonaut
And while her campaign against 'Top Totty' beer was misguided Kate Green looks OK in the way that older lasses do once you're past 45:

www.brake.org.uk/parliamentarian-awards/kgreen.htm
 Political totty - Roger.
I prefer BBC totty!
Of a certain age, (all over 40) but still, to an old 'un very luscious and in order of preference, are Carole Kirkwood, Susanna Reid, Louise Minchin and Julia Bradbury.
 Political totty - swiss tony
>> I prefer BBC totty!
>> Of a certain age, (all over 40) but still, to an old 'un very luscious and in order of reference, are Carole Kirkwood, Susanna Reid, Louise Minchin and Julia Bradbury.
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Carole Kirkwood is even better in the flesh so to speak... I had the good fortune to meet her a couple of years back.
 Political totty - bathtub tom
Has anyone considered they could be talking about one of our daughters here?

 Political totty - swiss tony
Good point.

THose who have been a little coarse should apologize...

.... And if I could have her phone number that would be great! ;-)
 Political totty - Roger.
My own daughter is 40 this year and I gather that she has been described as a MIL* by certain persons!
 Political totty - Bromptonaut
>> My own daughter is 40 this year and I gather that she has been described
>> as a MIL* by certain persons!

Referencing politicos the term could be Minister/MP I'd like to Facebook
 Political totty - Cliff Pope
>> Has anyone considered they could be talking about one of our daughters here?
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>>
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Mine are just taking GCSEs. Should I advise a career as a politician, or as a politician's wife?
 Political totty - wotspur
yep, being very shallow, there are certainly quite a few there who Id like to do to them what they are doing to me.
Very unfortunate for those listed below Margaret Beckett thou
 Political totty - DP
>> Carole Kirkwood is even better in the flesh so to speak... I had the good
>> fortune to meet her a couple of years back.

There is no way I could wake up next to someone so unnaturally chirpy in the mornings. It's bad enough when she's on the telly. ;-)
 Political totty - Ted

Nadine was on HIGNFY tonight......looked very nice. A serious bit of trim. I rather liked the pretty one wot was caught up in the expenses thingy with her chinless wonder MP hubby.
Can't remember her name......MP for Redditch or some other god-forsaken midlands hole.

Ted
 Political totty - bathtub tom
Nutty Dotty as her her poor, long suffering constituents tend to call her. Agree she puts on a good act.
 Political totty - Ted
Hmm...not Redditch, that was Jacqui Smith....a serious no-no !

Ted
Last edited by: Ted on Fri 11 May 12 at 23:37
 Political totty - smokie
Did I mention Louise?

tinyurl.com/dx8y69y
 Political totty - Bromptonaut
>> Hmm...not Redditch, that was Jacqui Smith....a serious no-no !
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>> Ted

Julie Kirkbride? Befeore being an MP and meeting the chinless one she was the g/f of another MP - Steven Milligan - found dead in errrr strange circumstances.


SWMBO's uncle was in JK's constituency and as a campaigner on various issues knew her quite well.
 Political totty - Harleyman
In her younger days, and especially when she smiles, Kate Hoey; attractive in the same uncomplicated "outdoor-ish" way that Camilla is.
 Political totty - Focusless
Seems a bit of a shame that one of the stars of top rude film 'Women in Love' is languishing down there at #137.
(SFW) www.parliament.uk/biographies/glenda-jackson/25521
(NSFW) www.celebritymovieblog.com/photos/G/glenda-jackson/
Last edited by: Focus on Sat 12 May 12 at 13:44
 Political totty - Harleyman
>> Seems a bit of a shame that one of the stars of top rude film
>> 'Women in Love' is languishing down there at #137.


I'm afraid this might come across as ungallant, but Ms. Jackson has suffered the ravages of time more visibly than some although in mitigation she's closer to 80 than 70. Which doesn't stop her being a remarkable and courageous woman.
Last edited by: Harleyman on Sat 12 May 12 at 14:28
 Political totty - Focusless
>> Which doesn't stop her being a remarkable and courageous woman.

Indeed - it is if course daft to judge people by their looks. Luckily Mrs F can see beneath the surface :)
Last edited by: Focus on Sat 12 May 12 at 14:38
 Political totty - Armel Coussine
Totty is apolitical by definition. The thread title is an oxymoron.

Some of the photos posted quite frankly make my blood run cold. Some of these ladies are indeed symmetrical and well turned out. But you only smell the blood and burning rubber up close. And scent counts for much more than sight in these matters.
 Political totty - Roger.
Glenda is a shrill harridan and even in her prime was singularly unattractive.
 Political totty - Manatee
A woman only has to be forthright to be called a shrill harridan. She gave Blair a bit of stick over Iraq as I recall. Attractiveness is in the perception of the beholder.

I always admired her and still do.
 Political totty - -
Glenda took her part in the Morecombe and Wise special as Cleopatra well, on a par with the great Andrew Preview sketch.

''beauty like what i have got''

brilliant.

Didn't know she gave the bliar some stick, good for her.
 Political totty - Dutchie
I don't mind mensch something about her.Not her politics.>:)
 Political totty - Armel Coussine
Glenda Jackson is neither totty nor political. She's a distinguished elderly actress, passionately left-leaning as some luvvies are, who got elected in a rather special constituency because of her fame and image.

Not every elected representative is a politician.
 Political totty - Roger.
The earth moved!
AC & I totally agree on something!
 Political totty - R.P.
If only he had Lud's money.
 Political totty - mikeyb
I'm off to Portsmouth North to vote conservative
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