Non-motoring > Scrummylicious ~ female or food?	Miscellaneous
Thread Author: L'escargot	Replies: 36

New Sat 30 Jun 12 12:36   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - L'escargot

In an attempt to get myself back into "er indoors' good books I told her she looked scrummylicious. She replied that scrummylicious was a description you might apply to nice food but not to women, and so I'd dug myself in even deeper. What does the panel think ~ female or food? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 12:44   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - devonite

Well being a "Mrs Snail" I think she`d probably be "scrumilicious" with Garlic butter, then she`d be both in my book! ;-) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 12:50   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Badwolf

'Scrummylicious'...? Really? And I thought you were all man, L'es. *wanders off shaking head in disbelief* ;-) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 19:05   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - CGNorwich

>> Well being a "Mrs Snail" I think she`d probably be "scrumilicious" with Garlic butter, then >> she`d be both in my book! ;-) Mr and Mrs Snail should watch out: tinyurl.com/84ykt6q Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 13:06   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - DeeW

Snail, you can call me scrummydelicious anytime ;-) what ever you did must have been v e r y bad! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 13:14   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - John H

>> what ever you did must have been >> v e r y bad! >> He's been experimenting with flushing stuff down the toilet. Reply to this message | Report message       1

New Sun 1 Jul 12 05:44   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Pat

I'm with Dee on this one too L'es....just what did you do?:) Pat Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 06:51   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - L'escargot

>> I'm with Dee on this one too L'es....just what did you do?:) >> >> Pat >> All I did was sing ......... "Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans Well, roll my breakfast 'cause I'm a hungry man I said Shake, rattle and roll I said Shake, rattle and roll I said Shake, rattle and roll I said Shake, rattle and roll Well, you never do nothin' to save your doggone soul." Well, I was hungry! Last edited by: L'escargot on Sun 1 Jul 12 at 06:52 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 06:55   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - L'escargot

>> Snail, you can call me scrummydelicious anytime ;-) what ever you did must have been >> v e r y bad! >> Well, now's the time while "er indoors is still asleep! DeeW, you're scrummylicious! Last edited by: L'escargot on Sun 1 Jul 12 at 06:55 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 07:05   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - DeeW

;-) Why, thank you Snail. Now is the time for you to be contemplating taking someone breakfast in bed, with a flower on the tray .... sheesh, not me Silly! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 07:07   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Pat

I think our L'es is a bit of a charmer Dee! Pat Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 10:04   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - DeeW

I think you are right, Pat! But notice, no explanation until you asked for it ;-) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 13:10   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Manatee

You were far too OTT and she smelt a rat. My wife is from Halifax. I find "yer might be a bit cracked, but y'll do fer me" muttered about once a fortnight keeps her more or less quiescent as long as I'm generally obedient otherwise. If she's not from Yorkshire, you might want to try this from a safe distance. Reply to this message | Report message       2

New Sat 30 Jun 12 16:33   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Crankcase

Is that before or after you tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat lass? Reply to this message | Report message       2

New Sat 30 Jun 12 17:53   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Manatee

>> Is that before or after you tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat >> lass? Never tried it - happily she is always fragrant:-) I've heard it works a charm in Lancashire though. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 13:16   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Westpig

>> In an attempt to get myself back into "er indoors' good books I told her >> she looked scrummylicious. Oh snaily. You need to speak to a good woman willing to spill the beans. You can't go giving compliments like that to get back in the good books, it's too obvious. Wait until they're not expecting it. You'll still get 'that look', but if you can keep a straight face and look honest, you'll get away with it. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 13:30   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Robin O'Reliant

You youngsters have no idea how to talk to women. I've always been a bit of a charmer with the ladies myself and know how to sweet talk them with the words of love. Take Mrs RR for instance. She was trying on a new pair of jeans this morning and of course asked the inevitable question. "No, of course you're bum doesn't look big in that darling", I replied. "It's just where you're getting older and it's starting to sag it makes it look fatter". She didn't say another word about it, obviously re-assured and content. Which reminds me, I must pop up and see how she is because I think she's got one of her migraines, she went upstairs for a lie down and I can here her sobbing, poor thing. Reply to this message | Report message       2

New Sat 30 Jun 12 15:35   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - devonite

like the "other" old one! Woman at bedtime looking at herself in the full-length mirror, "Oh dear George, I`m getting old! my arms have all gone flabby, my boobs have gone saggy, my belly wobbles and my legs are wrinkly" Husband, lying in bed, "Don`t worry about it dear, at least your eye-sight is spot-on!" Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 18:46   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - PhilW

"she looked scrummylicious" More than a hint of desperation there L'Es. Like Dee above, I'd love to know what you were trying to atone for to resort to language like that in your "mature years". ;-) Reply to this message | Report message       1

New Sat 30 Jun 12 19:23   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - MD

Come on cargo. Enough is enough. Out with it................... Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 20:40   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Roger.

...........as the actress said to the bishop. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 21:29   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Dave_

It's responses like that one which have put me off talking to women since the last one 3 years ago... I'm happy now, why would I want to jeopardise that? Unless anyone on here knows different, of course... ;) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 30 Jun 12 21:37   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - devonite

>>I'm happy now, And that is exactly why "Women" hook themselves into us! - they cant stand to see us like that! , see! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 09:00   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Stuu

Ive found telling my wife that when I see her, I see Vanessa Hudgens. She likes that as Hudgens is same height, complextion and build as her, just a little, umm, sharper round the edges, so she thinks theres atleast a glimmer of truth in it. It also spurs her on to get her exercise on, so maybe ill get 'Vanessa' one day :-p Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 10:17   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - DeeW

Hmmm - Pat, are you learning a thing or two, too? So when told that you remind someone of the actress in The Devil wears Prada, you shouldn't smile sweetly and reach for the Veuve Cliquot, but rather rush off to the gym? ;-( Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 2 Jul 12 04:24   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Pat

They are so naive Dee, they don't realise we allow this sort of thing to humour them:) Of course, they all look like Tom Cruise or George Clooney, bless their little cotton socks! Pat Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 3 Jul 12 10:38   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - DeeW

;-) Pat, laughing.... Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 12:39   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - devonite

>>so maybe ill get 'Vanessa' one day :-p Dont worry! - you will! - Feltz!!!! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 14:22   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Stuu

>>Dont worry! - you will! - Feltz!!!!<< Tell me about it :-) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 16:25   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Roger.

Mind bleach; quickly, please! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 17:42   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - zookeeper

food and women have come a long way.....its a long time since fanny told johnny how to behave... most foody programmes are made by men cooks these days , but i take exception to one, NIGELLA... i could gladly stare at her heaving breasts whilst she boils a kettle for some reason or other Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 18:01   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Zero

Think you'll find that called steamy sex Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 18:38   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - zookeeper

i wish zeddo... the misses has bought a fruit de humidifier , the kitchen looks like the inner sanctom of an egyptian tomb, smells fruity but not for me, hope this health fad wears off soon Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 20:46   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - MD

I hope her Pears are ok (0:-:0) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 21:13   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Dog

>>I hope her Pears are ok (0:-:0)<< Melons more like it! :} Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 21:20   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - MD

you know 'er? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 1 Jul 12 21:44   Scrummylicious ~ female or food? - Dog

In my dreams guvnor! Reply to this message | Report message