Non-motoring > Essex lion: everyone OK? Miscellaneous
Thread Author: WillDeBeest Replies: 47

 Essex lion: everyone OK? - WillDeBeest
We were out all day yesterday so missed what I'm sure was absorbing coverage on BBC News 24. I trust all our East-of-England members, whether late-night backgammon players or not, have suffered no mental trauma from finding themselves so close to such a large - and apparently roaring - erm, ginger tomcat.

Imagine our disappointment when the story didn't even make the headlines on the R4 six o'clock news. And then imagine the noises in the car when one of the beardy-nutter-lives-with-his-mum 'UK Big Cat' campaigners was quoted as being sure there are big cats living wild in Britain, even though this wasn't one, and every piece of evidence they've ever offered has been discredited. Ridiculous; next thing you know they'll be asking the Roman Catholic church for its opinions on social matters. Ah...
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Focusless
Plenty of coverage here - 'big as 2 sheep' apparently:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2194481/Is-Teddy-giant-tom-cat-really-mystery-lion-Essex.html
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Meldrew
People are easily fooled/blind!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13507026
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - NortonES2
Especially caravanners. There may be an association here....:)
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - sherlock47
A few of the Essex caravanning witnesses look as though they may make a tasty meal! The fat content maybe a little high to be healthy.


Question -" everyone OK?" may get a somewhat skewed response! One of the reasons that many surveys give unbelievable answers.
Last edited by: pmh on Tue 28 Aug 12 at 08:56
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - CGNorwich
Mysterious beasts are part of our folklore of course . In Norfolk its a dog - Black Shuck

"as big as a calf, with eyes like burning coals, he pads silently beside the traveller on lonely country roads. Always keeping pace, he never drops back but simply seems to melt away. In some parts of the region, they believe that if you see old Shuck, then you or someone in your family will die. But best not to see him."


What do you have around your way?
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Clk Sec
Enough about yourself, CGN.

 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Mike Hannon
When I was working in the UK I regularly covered stories of mystery beasts in various areas and part of me always believed there might be something in it. The thing to beware of was freelance press snappers who were always keen to tart up a labrador as a panther if they thought there was 15 quid in it. Not unlike the kitten in the DT photo today, I guess.
But - not far from home here a couple of years ago I saw what I am absolutely sure was some sort of big cat. I won't bore you with the details and why I was sure but nothing like that has ever been heard of in this part of the world, apparently. Maybe it's a Brit thing?
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - devonite
plenty of mutilated Cattle and Sheep carcases found on the Cumbrian fells every year, they are either Big-Cats kills or Alien experiments, possibly both! - take your choice but somethings out there, and not only the truth!
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - NortonES2
"plenty of mutilated Cattle and Sheep" That's just the locals at play/pagan rituals.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - VxFan
What a wild weekend I had at my mates stag do in Essex.

Now I just need to get this lion costume back to the fancy dress shop.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - knowitall
During the last 30 years in the UK, two pumas have been captured alive, a leopard has been shot, and more than 4 Eurasian Lynx's captured alive or shot, DNA evidence exists of a leopard living wild in North Devon. None were known to be escaped animals.
There is a video by an off duty MoD policeman of a large black Felid walking along a railway line in Scotland.

As there is official documented proof of such occurrences, and the UK can provide sufficient habitat and compatible climate for most forms of Felidae to survive, it is likely that such animals currently exist wild, somewhere in the UK. The real mystery is how they got there.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - NortonES2
I seem to remember a guy from Dudley, maybe 25 years ago, who kept a menagerie including big cats. Until the council got alarmed at what he had in his semi-detached social housing. No doubt there are others, less strapped, who have or had, a similar desire for the exotic, but are less noticeable. Probably wouldn't say much if the beasts got free, or even if they "liberated" them:)
Last edited by: NIL on Tue 28 Aug 12 at 11:29
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Runfer D'Hills
When I was a child our Budgie escaped once. We used to see it occasionally in the trees at the bottom of the garden. It came back after about a week. Obviously it didn't like it that much. Didn't make the six o'clock news though and as far as we know it didn't savage anyone.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - WillDeBeest
As there is official documented proof of such occurrences...

Where? The sightings I've read of turned out to be dogs, and the 'kills' are not consistent with big cat hunting behaviour. One pair of lambs turned out to have died of natural causes close to a river, where the carcasses were stripped by...otters.

Like the UFO spotters, the alien abductees and the MMR scaremongers, the big cat beardies have come to a conclusion and are bashing the few facts at their disposal to fit it. Anything that big that had been shot would have been on the front pages and the ten o'clock news, so where is the evidence?
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Roger.
Just like Al Gore, George Monbiot and the rest of the global warming freaks!
Plus, of course those in and close to government, whose folk have leased land for the vile wind farms (Cameron's lot come to mind) and those (Tim Yeo for example) who have financial interests in businesses making serious money from supplying the machinery & technology.
Last edited by: Roger on Tue 28 Aug 12 at 12:24
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - knowitall
Where?

DNA of North Devon records held by the University of Durham

Shot lynx, records held by Norfolk Police, animal now stuffed and in a private collection.

Scottish puma captured alive, lived in a zoo, stuffed remains now in Inverness museum.

Leopard shot dead on Isle of Wight, records held by Hampshire Police,

Lynx, captured alive in North London, lived out the rest of its days in London Zoo, records held by the Zoological Society.

All since 1980. All were in the news at the time.


The chances of a full grown lion running around Essex though are very low.


Last edited by: knowitall on Tue 28 Aug 12 at 12:31
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Focusless
>> Scottish puma captured alive, lived in a zoo, stuffed remains now in Inverness museum.

AKA Felicity - scotcats.online.fr/abc/photoalbum/cannich.html
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Duncan
Hello knowitall and welcome to the forum...

Where abouts in the world is your principal residence?

What car do you drive?
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - knowitall
Caravan, United Kingdom

White Transit van.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Duncan
>> Caravan, United Kingdom
>>
>> White Transit van.
>>

Methinks White Van Man doth speak with forked tongue.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - CGNorwich
It is of course a fact, although suppressed by the authorities on order of the demonic cabal that rules the world that so called pumas are released by aliens when they land in crop circles before abducting locals to perform experiments. Probably what happened to Z.

 Essex lion: everyone OK? - NortonES2
Z. reborn, as a traveller?
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - knowitall
I do own and run a driveway company, but if anyone wants to denigrate my product I will take them to court to prove there is no foundation in it.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - henry k
>> I do own and run a driveway company, but if anyone wants to denigrate my
>> product I will take them to court to prove there is no foundation in it.
>>
I think that is a baseless threat.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Bromptonaut
I'm happy to believe knowit's list of examples is right. There have been isolated occurrences of medium/large cats, private collection escapes or whatever, being caught or shot. There is not however any evidence of feral breeding communities of lynx or whatever. If there was the first place they'd turn up would be as roadkill.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Kevin
>There have been isolated occurrences of medium/large cats, private collection escapes or
>whatever, being caught or shot.

The Beast of Basingstoke is still roaming free.

>There is not however any evidence of feral breeding

In Basingstoke?!

>communities of lynx or whatever.

Oh sorry! A bit of dust on my screen, I thought there was a comma after 'breeding'.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Haywain
Remember, this was Essex; I'd be more worried about being savaged by the locals than by any large carnivorous animal.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - NortonES2
Henceforth, in honour of Teddy Bear, the fearsome roarer and instigator of Operation pussy cat, Essex will adopt this tune as it's anthem: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3khhdsOj0Y

 Essex lion: everyone OK? - sherlock47
>> Remember, this was Essex; I'd be more worried about being savaged by the locals than
>> by any large carnivorous animal.
>>

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/28/article-2194481-14B606A0000005DC-448_634x517.jpg

 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Meldrew
What is the difference between an Essex girl and a walrus?

One has unsightly rolls of fat, a bristly moustache and breath smelling of fish

The other is a walrus
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - Duncan
>> I do own and run a driveway company,

Er, what about block paving?
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - CGNorwich
Forget about lions,

www.panasianbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/older/giant.ant.jpg
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - knowitall
We specialise in LQHP ultra thin tarmac only
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - WillDeBeest
Low Quality, High Price?
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 Essex lion: everyone OK? - knowitall
The very same.
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - swiss tony
Turns out it wasn't a lion...


.... it was a Leopard with a fake tan, and hair extensions.


Well it was Essex!
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - henry k
Sorry. It was Teddy Bear.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19399827
 Essex lion: everyone OK? - TheManWithNoName
Enjoy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ype8txb1Hr8
 Essex lion: Everyone OK with the cost ? - henry k
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19568360
 Essex lion: Everyone OK with the cost ? - No FM2R
>>Everyone OK with the cost ?

I am, yes.

Or do someone think they should have refused to act because of the cost?

Or that helicopters should be cheaper?

It may have turned out to be a false alarm, but I am happy with what they did.
 Essex lion: Everyone OK with the cost ? - Meldrew
£600 an hour is a bargain for a helicopter and crew
 Essex lion: Everyone OK with the cost ? - helicopter
Meldrew is correct ..... but the price is going up according to the Wail......,

Police force's own goal: Officers send £700 per hour helicopter to catch two boys

Read more: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175314/Essex-Police--700-hour-helicopter-sent-catch-boys-stealing-plastic-goalposts--let-warning.html#ixzz26GYjrEuU

Still chicken feed .....

 And now, a scaly creature from a lost age... - WillDeBeest
...in Bristol.

Now I know it's tempting to dismiss reports like these as the work of fantasists and attention seekers, so full credit to the Bristol Post for taking it seriously and putting it on the front page. With a picture!
www.bristolpost.co.uk/undefined-headline/story-20569887-detail/story.html










What does ‘artist's impression’ mean?
 And now, a scaly creature from a lost age... - sherlock47
Why bother with an artsts impression? When inside they have
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-crocodile/story-20561425-detail/story.html


No wonder the editor praises it - it sells newspapers in what must a losing battle:{)
 And now, a scaly creature from a lost age... - R.P.
www.flickr.com/photos/67389469@N02/sets/72157640599161654/

What we have to put up with. I know the photographer and posted this on FB to wind him up.
 And now, a scaly creature from a lost age... - Dog
I simply cannot believe any TV would have cost £1000 way back in the 1970's.

I had an ITT of similar quality back then and I certainly didn't pay anywhere near £1k forrit.
 And now, a scaly creature from a lost age... - Focusless
Made me think of The Westmorland Gazette which parents get in Kendal. And funnily enough, reported today:
www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/10988638.Another_sighting_of_mysterious_creature__Bownessie__in_Windermere/?ref=mr

They couldn't afford an artist though :)
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