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Thread Author: Robin O'Reliant Replies: 2

 Tax Returns - Robin O'Reliant
Here is an example showing the importance of filling in your tax return accurately. A man in Evesham gave the following answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?"

"Yes, 2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 prisoners, 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC returned the form saying the answer was unacceptable, and the man's response was, "Why, who did I miss out?"
 Tax Returns - Fenlander
I can understand the frustration... in Evesham he has more than his fair share of the first 4 groups around him. A very odd town.
 Tax Returns - Fenlander
Sorry... more than its fair share... don't want to hint that Evesham might have a personality.
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