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New Mon 29 Jul 13 19:36 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - henry k
London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff callouts and other "events"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23490859
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 19:38 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Zero
Genitals stuck in a Toaster???? WTF????
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 19:43 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - sherlock47
FTT?
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 19:50 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - R.P.
I was in stitches reading this earlier - not the story which is a perennial but the way it was written...

"Emergency callouts included incidents where men had their genitals stuck in a toaster and a vacuum cleaner.

The brigade urged people to think carefully before calling 999"


That second line was the one that did it for me. Imagine having your nuts trapped in a toaster and thinking carefully before calling the Fire people...


"And children got their fingers stuck in toys 17 times - including one boy with a piece of lego stuck on his finger and another with his head in a tambourine"
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 21:00 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - smokie
That'll be a pop-up no doubt
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 21:02 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Fullchat
A friend of mine is an A&E Doctor. Now he can tell some stories about 'things' getting stuck in places. Eye watering :)
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 21:11 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Robin O'Reliant
>> Genitals stuck in a Toaster???? WTF????
>>

It happens.
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 21:14 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - VxFan
>> It happens.

Stop boasting, or buy a bigger toaster then.
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 21:30 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Zero
He was probably told he could toast his Bagels.
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 21:36 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - R.P.
I was going to say that ! :-)
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New Mon 29 Jul 13 21:39 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Dog
>>probably told he could toast his Bagels

Cobblers! www.ifood.tv/recipe/plum_nut_cobbler
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New Tue 30 Jul 13 06:24 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Pat
We've all been reading 50 Shades of Grey!

Pat
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New Tue 30 Jul 13 08:12 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Jetski
And the man with his genitalia stuck in a packet af cheese biscuits, eff-ing crackers apparently.
Last edited by: Jetski on Tue 30 Jul 13 at 08:13
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New Tue 30 Jul 13 08:31 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Cliff Pope
Why has the tradition arisen that it is the responsibility of a fire-fighting body to turn out to help people who have misused domestic appliances?

Why not Currys, or a blacksmith, or a local "No job too small" man?
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New Tue 30 Jul 13 08:38 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Dog
>>And the man with his genitalia stuck in a packet af cheese biscuits, eff-ing crackers apparently.

Absolute swivel-eyed loon - hob knobs are far better IMO.
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New Tue 30 Jul 13 09:31 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - R.P.
If you like a bit of rough.
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New Tue 30 Jul 13 10:24 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - VxFan
>> We've all been reading 50 Shades of Grey!

50 sheds of grey is a better read apparantely.
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New Tue 30 Jul 13 10:44 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - Zero
I thought it was 50 grades of shed?
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New Tue 30 Jul 13 11:02 
 London Fire Brigade reveals rise in handcuff ..... - VxFan
www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Sheds-Grey-Erotica-not-too-modern/dp/0752265458

'Hurt me!' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over the workbench.
'Very well,' I replied, 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense.'
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