Non-motoring > Willy Humour! Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Pat Replies: 18

 Willy Humour! - Pat
I apologise in advance for being rude but this story has hit the Lorry drivers forums and I have just spent a while laughing at the comments. I'm sure car4play can do better:)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/middlesbrough-penis-attack-arrest-after-3238099

Off you go....

Pat
 Willy Humour! - No FM2R
I have no objection to such humour, but than the fact that the subject is a willy, its not really funny, is it?
 Willy Humour! - Pat
After reading the remarks elsewhere, that is probably the funniest!

Pat
 Willy Humour! - Armel Coussine
Denial of castration anxiety is hardly unusual, but truckers must be a funny lot to find that story funny. It won't have been remotely funny for anyone involved, quite the contrary.
 Willy Humour! - bathtub tom
I wonder how amusing Pat finds female genital mutilation?
 Willy Humour! - No FM2R
I guess it depends whether the genitals were legally parked or not.
 Willy Humour! - Lygonos
Almost as hilarious as the woman who got 14 weeks for microwaving her kitten.
 Willy Humour! - No FM2R
Oh I do hope that is an urban legend, otherwise its the stuff on nightmares.
 Willy Humour! - Manatee
Seems harsh TBH. Even without allowing for her mental problems - she had apparently been sectioned 20 times.
 Willy Humour! - Harleyman
>> Seems harsh TBH. Even without allowing for her mental problems - she had apparently been
>> sectioned 20 times.
>>

Which begs the question.... why was she being allowed to keep pets whilst presumably living relatively unsupervised?
 Willy Humour! - Pat
It's called black humour...ask Westpig.

I imagine the comments from the officers doing the roadside searching were no different when they got back to the nick last night.

Pat
 Willy Humour! - VxFan
>> It's called black humour...

So, it was a BBC that went missing then?
 Willy Humour! - Pat
Cheap shot Lygonos, thought you could do better than that!

Pat
 Willy Humour! - Pat
Oh for goodness sake BT, words fail me.

Pat
 Willy Humour! - VxFan
According the Daily Wail, he'd been sleeping with a gypsies girlfriend.

tinyurl.com/m2csg84

But after finding there was no lead in his pencil, they discarded it along the A66.
 Willy Humour! - devonite
Willy recover?
 Willy Humour! - Robin O'Reliant
>> Willy recover?
>>

I think he's got the balls...
 Willy Humour! - Boxsterboy
The Sun's headline for this story, and the search for the guys missing appendage was "Where's Willy?".

You can always rely on The Sun for good headlines, even if the rest of the story is rubbish!
 Willy Humour! - Ambo
Not funny - it probably had great sentimental value.
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