I apologise in advance for being rude but this story has hit the Lorry drivers forums and I have just spent a while laughing at the comments. I'm sure car4play can do better:)
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/middlesbrough-penis-attack-arrest-after-3238099
Off you go....
Pat
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I have no objection to such humour, but than the fact that the subject is a willy, its not really funny, is it?
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After reading the remarks elsewhere, that is probably the funniest!
Pat
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Denial of castration anxiety is hardly unusual, but truckers must be a funny lot to find that story funny. It won't have been remotely funny for anyone involved, quite the contrary.
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I wonder how amusing Pat finds female genital mutilation?
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I guess it depends whether the genitals were legally parked or not.
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Almost as hilarious as the woman who got 14 weeks for microwaving her kitten.
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Oh I do hope that is an urban legend, otherwise its the stuff on nightmares.
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Seems harsh TBH. Even without allowing for her mental problems - she had apparently been sectioned 20 times.
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>> Seems harsh TBH. Even without allowing for her mental problems - she had apparently been
>> sectioned 20 times.
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Which begs the question.... why was she being allowed to keep pets whilst presumably living relatively unsupervised?
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It's called black humour...ask Westpig.
I imagine the comments from the officers doing the roadside searching were no different when they got back to the nick last night.
Pat
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>> It's called black humour...
So, it was a BBC that went missing then?
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Cheap shot Lygonos, thought you could do better than that!
Pat
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Oh for goodness sake BT, words fail me.
Pat
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According the Daily Wail, he'd been sleeping with a gypsies girlfriend.
tinyurl.com/m2csg84
But after finding there was no lead in his pencil, they discarded it along the A66.
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>> Willy recover?
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I think he's got the balls...
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The Sun's headline for this story, and the search for the guys missing appendage was "Where's Willy?".
You can always rely on The Sun for good headlines, even if the rest of the story is rubbish!
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Not funny - it probably had great sentimental value.
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