Non-motoring > Jaguar owners do it with panache Miscellaneous
Thread Author: henry k Replies: 3

 Jaguar owners do it with panache - henry k
Went to Goodwood Festival today with a good friend.

We visited the Jaguar stand and upstairs was a, by invitation, hospitality area – drinks and nibbles.
Friend said lets go there.
“ Do you have a Jaguar key sir ?....... That's fine , as soon as someone vacates you can go in”

Next....
“ Do you have a Jaguar key sir ?.......”
“ Yes I do”
.. May I see it ?”
“ It is still in my aircraft !”
Love it.
You lass believed his immediate response and we heard her say “ Never heard that one before!”
 Jaguar owners do it with panache - Mike Hannon
Presumably your friend's XJS key isn't like mine, which looks like I nicked it from a Ford Fiesta.

I thought vacating was something one did in private?

You can tell I'm not the sort that likes socialising with people just because they drive the same make of car! Hope the nibbles were nice anyway...
 Jaguar owners do it with panache - henry k
>> You can tell I'm not the sort that likes socialising with people just because they
>> drive the same make of car! Hope the nibbles were nice anyway...
>>
No socialising involved fortunately but a nice armchair :-)
From the menu , a minature steak and ale pie that looked and was sized just like a minced pie in those familiar crinkled cup cake holders but a tasty bite or four :-)
 Jaguar owners do it with panache - Runfer D'Hills
Could've nicked a few and hidden them under that hat for later !

Or would that have been a hot headed thing to do...?

;-)
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