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Thread Author: Crankcase Replies: 20

 Down the pub for a quick one - Crankcase
And at a Wetherspoons too! My goodness.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/frisky-couple-caught-having-sex-5097574

I WAS going to add my usual question to provoke debate after the link, but decided against it. We discuss most things but a chap has to draw the line somewhere. So this is purely for edification, education or entertainment, spending on your psyche.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Zero

>> I WAS going to add my usual question to provoke debate after the link,

On a train and the back seat of a national express.


>> decided against it. We discuss most things but a chap has to draw the line
>> somewhere.

nah..
 Down the pub for a quick one - Dave_
That is possible without getting pepper sprayed.

BBD's contribution to this thread should be interesting.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Runfer D'Hills
Back row of the Odeon cinema in Edinburgh some time in the mid 70s. Saturday afternoon matinee of The Sting I seem to think. Had to go back and watch it again the following week anyway as some of it was missed...

Quite a good film.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Fursty Ferret
>> A female cop then tackled the woman - but she refused to put any clothes on.

Wait, why did the policewoman undress before tackling the other lady?
 Down the pub for a quick one - bathtub tom
A local 'spoons, allegedly, had a tom performing tricks in the garden.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Harleyman
>> A local 'spoons, allegedly, had a tom performing tricks in the garden.
>>

With a screen name like yours I'd politely suggest that you rephrase that. ;-)
 Down the pub for a quick one - MD
It must have been Happy hour.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Dave_
>> It must have been Happy hour

I know his local 'spoons. Happy is not the word I would choose.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Duncan
>> A local 'spoons, allegedly, had a tom performing tricks in the garden.
>>

Never happens at mine.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Zero
Everyone there is all too tired after crossing the road from Aldi.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Crankcase
When it comes to spoons, you have to admit this is a unique two minute take. For some reason I don't want to question myself too deeply why I like this so much, but I do find it endlessly compelling.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA

 Down the pub for a quick one - MD
Really!!
 Down the pub for a quick one - BiggerBadderDave
There was one pub where it happened frequently and the manageress never thought of calling the police. She was... preoccupied, and I wasn't the only one either.

Naughty, naughty woman.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Ambo
Weren't the couples' human rights being infringed?
 Down the pub for a quick one - Mapmaker
It is a criminal offence to do this in public loos.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Bromptonaut
>> It is a criminal offence to do this in public loos.

Do you know what the specific offence/statute is MM? Presumably the same one that was used when gay men were meeting in such places.

I'd question whether a pub loo falls into definition of 'public'.
 Down the pub for a quick one - Mapmaker
www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/71

"to which... a section of the public has access"
 Down the pub for a quick one - Haywain
""to which... a section of the public has access""

But surely then, the trick is simply to lock the door so that the public doesn't have access?
 Down the pub for a quick one - Runfer D'Hills
>> It is a criminal offence to do this in public loos.

Oh ok, I wonder if the same law applied on the Swissair Heathrow to Zurich flights in the 1980s ?

Just asking like...
 Down the pub for a quick one - legacylad
Or MAD~ GRU last century. Some toe rag stole my malt from the overhead locker during the night. Small recompense.
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