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 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Dog
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/11997909/Cynthia-Payne-madam-obituary.html

“My house is clean enough to be healthy… and dirty enough to be happy”.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Armel Coussine
Not Boadicea Perro. Mistress Quickly, Moll Cutpurse or another of those louche Shakespearean broads...

Tarts are different from queens (unless you spell it queans).
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - J Bonington Jagworth
Thanks, Dog - best obit I've read for some time. I'd forgotten how prudish (and hypocritical) the authorities were not that long ago...
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Dog
Cheers Bonington & Armel, I found her life very interesting too, in fact I'd like to have met the woman to ask if she had any free samples ;)
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - MD
Heads up, Perro's on the Ponce. I'm sure she could have pulled something out of the bag for you me ol' mate. Knowlwotimean?
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Dog
I'd truly liked to have met her Martine, she sounds a right character, and I've met more-than a few of those in my time ... most if not all here in Sunni Cornwall :o)
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Cliff Pope
>> Thanks, Dog - best obit I've read for some time. I'd forgotten how prudish (and
>> hypocritical) the authorities were not that long ago...
>>

Good read, thanks.

Stories of tarts, bishops and policemen always make a good read. The image of Mr Plod going undercover and dressing the part but modestly keeping his helmet on is always good for a chuckle.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Ian (Cape Town)
What was that movie?

"WHACK!"
"...and that's for the inland revenue!"

"How did you know I was a taxman?"
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - WillDeBeest
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 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - R.P.
I don't think that Boadicea was English.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Dog
>>I don't think that Boadicea was English.

:-) Well spotted that man!
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Slidingpillar
England didn't exist at that time, the tribe of Angles hadn't arrived, and wouldn't for a few hundred years either. She was however indigenous to the land of present East Anglia.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Ted

I think she was from the Icecreamy tribe.....or summat.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Dog
>>I think she was from the Icecreamy tribe

Indeedy. Nor folk apparently :(
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - R.P.
But melted away in the heat of battle.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Alanovich
>> I think she was from the Icecreamy tribe

Probably. There were hundreds and thousands of them.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - CGNorwich
Just the 99 left after Suetonius caught up with them.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Zero
>> Just the 99 left after Suetonius caught up with them.

Did they go into battle blowing the cornet?
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - CGNorwich
>> Just the 99 left after Suetonius caught up with them.

And before you ask, he was Neopolitan.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - tyrednemotional
>> >> Just the 99 left after Suetonius caught up with them.
>>
>> And before you ask, he was Neopolitan.
>>

AKA by Boadicea as "Mr Whippy".
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Alanovich
>> Just the 99 left after Suetonius caught up with them.

And those were pretty upset when they found out she'd been a wafer so long.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Zero
>> >> I think she was from the Icecreamy tribe

>> Probably. There were hundreds and thousands of them.

maybe, there were a bit tame tho, vanilla almost.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - tyrednemotional
>>
>> I think she was from the Icecreamy tribe.....or summat.
>>

Why didn't the Romans use Walls against them?
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - CGNorwich
Because they preferred to throw them to the Lyons.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Crankcase
This is all very flakey history.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Clk Sec
>> Because they preferred to throw them to the Lyons.
>>

That would have maid a difference.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Alanovich
>> Because they preferred to throw them to the Lyons.
>>

Try that now and you'll get a rocket.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - tyrednemotional
..or somebody will pull a Magnum....
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Zero
this is all fab
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Clk Sec
Yes, we're all having a lolly good time.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Alanovich
It's all a bit rum, raisin' this subject now.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Clk Sec
I sense a ripple of discontent.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Zero
you'll get some stick tubby.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - CGNorwich
Boudicea was found dead by the Romans.

She was covered in raspberry sauce, nuts and hundreds & thousands.


They think she topped herself.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Clk Sec
The old ones are the best ones...
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Robin O'Reliant
I can see this thread running till Sundae.
Last edited by: Robin O'Reliant on Thu 19 Nov 15 at 18:12
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Cliff Pope
She was buried under Platform 10 at Kings Cross station, allegedly.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Dog
"The site of the battle is not given by either historian, although Tacitus gives a brief description.
A wide variety of sites, all consistent with an army attacking from the area of London toward the Roman forces concentrating from the direction of Cornwall and Wales, has been suggested.
One legend places it at Battle Bridge Road in King's Cross, London, although from reading Tacitus it is unlikely Suetonius returned to the city"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Watling_Street

 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Robin O'Reliant
>> She was buried under Platform 10 at Kings Cross station, allegedly.
>>

Who, Cynthia Payne?
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Armel Coussine
Talking of frightening Englishwomen, I was riveted by Tory MP Anna Soubry who appeared last night on one of the channels.

Obviously the lady is very capable, but she also has the authentic, chicken-like look of one with limited intellect. Misleading no doubt.
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - Dog
Here's a great English woman, her biography was recommended to me by my 'esteemed Plymouth friend'.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gertrude_Bell
 The greatest English woman since Boadicea - VxFan
>> Cynthia Payne?

In a Y shaped coffin apparently ;)
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