Non-motoring > SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity	Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Falkirk Bairn	Replies: 23

New Tue 29 Dec 15 20:30   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Falkirk Bairn

It's official it's in the DT tinyurl.com/z9sced7 Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 29 Dec 15 20:45   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Harleyman

For many of us, self-medication may be the only answer. :-( Reply to this message | Report message       1

New Tue 29 Dec 15 20:45   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Dog

My friend Lauri used to blow his plums on a regular basis. He died from prostate cancer at the grand age of 69. My sisters husbands sister smoked 80 fags per day for most of her life and died aged 92 NOT from cancer. My dog Milo didn't have a single plum-blowing episode in his life. He croaked at the age of 15 [93 equiv] He never smoked either, to my knowledge. Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 29 Dec 15 21:09   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Roger.

Sounds like a clarion call for Mrs. Palm and her five daughters. Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 29 Dec 15 21:42   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Ted

What's an orgasm ?......someone remind me. Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 29 Dec 15 22:58   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - bathtub tom

>> What's an orgasm ?......someone remind me. It's a brand new type of living cell, according to Jack de Manio, circa 1966, R4 Today program. Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 20:44   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Bromptonaut

>> It's a brand new type of living cell, according to Jack de Manio, circa 1966, >> R4 Today program. Ahh that would be the inspiration for my erstwhile schoolmate who was ejected from a second form Biology class for his answer to a question about Amoeba..... Reply to this message | Report message

New Tue 29 Dec 15 23:18   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Zero

>> >> What's an orgasm ?......someone remind me. And I bring you - Blockbusters! youtu.be/MPpNVjmtiIE?t=61 Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 00:15   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - legacylad

Reminds me of the Countdown episode with R Whiteley A pair of w*****s. ...some good lectures this year at thecRichard Whiteley Theatre, Gigg School. Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 00:54   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Lygonos

While having a tug-o-war with Cyclops might reduce your risk of prostate cancer by 20%, it is a medical fact that it increases eye cancer rates by eleventy billion. Reply to this message | Report message       3

New Wed 30 Dec 15 20:41   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Bromptonaut

>> While having a tug-o-war with Cyclops might reduce your risk of prostate cancer by 20%, >> it is a medical fact that it increases eye cancer rates by eleventy billion. ROFLMAO. How do I thumb this more than once.... Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 22:35   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Roger.

>> >> While having a tug-o-war with Cyclops might reduce your risk of prostate cancer by >> 20%, >> >> it is a medical fact that it increases eye cancer rates by eleventy billion. Only if it splurts that high! Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 07:18   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Dog

Any port in a storm: www.express.co.uk/news/world/630186/Man-arrested-sex-goat-Christmas-Eve :o( Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 11:11   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Ted

Time to get the banjo out ! Police in Manchester were out hunting for a man in Lycra hauling a stiffy at a tram station in the city centre. Complaint from a passer-by. He wasn't waving it about so why the police action ? Our trams are beautiful but I've never been sexually attracted to them. Well...not up to now ! Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 11:55   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Zero

>> Our trams are beautiful but I've never been sexually attracted to them. Ted, I need you to use your metro link pass, and pop over to Bury Interchange and tell me what the flying Scotsman is facing in Rileys Yard. Ta Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 16:47   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Ted

>> Ted, I need you to use your metro link pass, and pop over to Bury >> Interchange and tell me what the flying Scotsman is facing in Rileys Yard. >> >> Ta >> Z...No need, was presented with two tickets for the Flying Scotsman dining experience on 16th Jan. I'll let you know if it's pulling the train...although, being an L & Y man, I'd prefer the Horwich Crab ! Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 17:26   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Zero

>> >> >> Ted, I need you to use your metro link pass, and pop over to >> Bury >> >> Interchange and tell me what the flying Scotsman is facing in Rileys Yard. >> Z...No need, was presented with two tickets for the Flying Scotsman dining experience on 16th >> Jan. I'll let you know if it's pulling the train...although, being an L & Y >> man, I'd prefer the Horwich Crab ! Too late for me Ted, I am planning to get some shots on the 9th or 10th Jan. (if its ready, they have discovered that someone has welded the timing shims together) Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 11:50   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Fullchat

Don't need to go as far as Oklahoma :S www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/147241/Goat-sex-perv-is-jailed.html Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 12:07   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Falkirk Bairn

A more literal meaning if "Getting your goat" and he got 6 months for it!! I bet is is annoyed! (But not as much as the goat was!!) Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 12:26   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - smokie

Nanny state Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 13:01   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Dog

"He had initially denied it but was trapped when goat hair was found in his underpants" Bleating idiot.! Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 13:08   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Ian (Cape Town)

He was 'just kidding'. Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 13:08   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Ian (Cape Town)

Stop trolling, Smokie. Reply to this message | Report message

New Wed 30 Dec 15 22:43   SWMBO - Tell her it's a Medical Necessity - Runfer D'Hills

When it comes to health fads I must admit I find it hard to give a toss. Reply to this message | Report message