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Thread Author: Duncan Replies: 42

 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Duncan
A lorry load of tyres was stolen from a lorry parked at Watford Gap.

The thieves cut two small holes in the curtain side of the lorry.

May I be the first to say that the police are looking in to it, but they will have to tread carefully.

Link to the Daventry Advertiser (or something) tinyurl.com/knubwtu
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Runfer D'Hills
>> May I be the first to say that the police are looking in to it, but they will have to tread carefully.

No pressure then?
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - The Melting Snowman
Let's hope there is balanced reporting.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - tyrednemotional
..it's not been a Goodyear for tyre thefts; police suspect a Continental gang....
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - R.P.
Lorry drivers will be very cross plying their trade now (er...sorry)
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Zero
I bet they inflate the insurance claim.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Manatee
Get a grip you lot.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - zippy
The lorry driver felt deflated at the theft.


 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - R.P.
They'll have to akeep a low profile for a while....
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Manatee
It must have been a slick operation.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Ted

The felons will have to tread carefully now the rozzers are after them.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - VxFan
Some of these puns are wheely awful.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - henry k
They had run flat out to avoid the pressure of punctural arrest
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Hard Cheese
Some ask how they were alloy-ed to get away with it though the police say they have caster-ed their net far and wide and are on the right track though can the public lever them to mount a search ..
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - smokie
I find this kind of thread tyring. Still at least we're managing to rubber long with each other for a change.:-)
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - tyrednemotional
>>
>> The felons will have to tread carefully now the rozzers are after them........

........and it won't be long before they slip the Hankooks on them....


(I know, I know............... :-( )
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Bromptonaut
>> ........and it won't be long before they slip the Hankooks on them....

Then they'll be sent down for a Goodyear or three, but the court may feel pressured to inflate the sentence. All a balance really.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Bromptonaut
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 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Duncan
Police in Avon are searching.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Runfer D'Hills
Police are said to be tracking them and believe it may be linked to an address on Skid Row.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - henry k
Khumo-n you are tyre-ing , More effort!

*alken Hell there are some awful puns.

i will run flat out to avoid pressure to deflate my ego. :-(
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - zippy
Rumours of this theft causing a tyre shortage gained no traction as the manufacture confirmed that they has a spare.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Runfer D'Hills
I'm confident the Police will nail them.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - tyrednemotional
>> I'm confident the Police will nail them.
>>
They'll probably do a Kwik Fit-up...
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Runfer D'Hills
Police are said to be questioning a suspect. He is thought to be known as Bill Sipes. Though it is thought he wasn't at the scene but that he was at least invalved.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - henry k
Core we are on a roll.
Bill Sipes done it! TPMS failed. ( Tyre Pinching Monitoring System)
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - devonite
The Police should enlist the help of NASA - they're the experts in finding Black holes!
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - smokie
And when they catch them they can go for a blow out meal. Of donuts maybe.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Hard Cheese
They've caught them, in a flat, they wrenched the door open and nailed the nuts before they could bolt ...
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - VxFan
>> They've caught them,

Was it a stinger operation?
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Bromptonaut
Under questioning they remained silent but eventually one torqued
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - smokie
Down their local hub no doubt, getting a trim. But that has no bearing on it.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Old Navy
Using the tread mill?
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Zero
>> They've caught them, in a flat, they wrenched the door open and nailed the nuts
>> before they could bolt ...


It was me. I bought a brace of them for the front, but they jacked the price up, so I grassed them up.
Last edited by: Zero on Sun 26 Mar 17 at 08:16
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Falkirk Bairn
Can this thread be locked please.

I am tyred of all the puns.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - VxFan
>> Can this thread be locked please.

You can pressure us all you like, but it stays open.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - The Melting Snowman
Maybe it could be re-moulded into a different thread?
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - henry k
>> Maybe it could be re-moulded into a different thread?
>>
Do mean directional thread so all the blocks are sorted out.

So no gunk, the pressures are sorted, roll em out!

FATE will determine the end.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - VxFan
>> Maybe it could be re-moulded into a different thread?

Starting another thread wouldn't be a space saver.
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - tyrednemotional
>> Starting another thread wouldn't be a space saver.
>>

...Oh, go on, start a pneu one......
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - henry k
The driver of the lorry was asleep when the theft occurred at some point between 11pm on Monday, August 22 and 6am on Tuesday, August 23. 2016

www.daventryexpress.co.uk/news/crime/50-000-worth-of-tyres-stolen-from-lorry-parked-at-watford-gap-1-7539775

Same MO.

Did they get a repeat order?
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - Duncan
>> The driver of the lorry was asleep when the theft occurred at some point between
>> 11pm on Monday, August 22 and 6am on Tuesday, August 23. 2016

Had he retired for the night?
 Lorry Load of Tyres Stolen From Watford Gap - smokie
What goes around comes around.
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