Non-motoring > Jack Lalanne. Miscellaneous
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 Jack Lalanne. - Dog
No doubt few people have heard of Jack Lalanne this side of the pond but for those that have, here is his obituary ~

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/8279681/Jack-LaLanne.html

And here is The Man ~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKEHWISVi9U

 Jack Lalanne. - Focusless
"LaLanne continued to work out for two hours a day into his 90s and adhered to a strict diet, of which one of the less repellent elements was a liquid breakfast of carrot juice, celery juice, fruit, egg whites and soyabean."

Yum. If that was one of the less repellent, what were the others?? :)
 Jack Lalanne. - Armel Coussine
Carrot and celery, top marks, especially with a bit of tomato and beetroot too.

And lime juice. And Worcester sauce. And a big slug of vodka. He'd still be skipping about like a spring lamb if he had followed my advice.

(see my recipe for electric soup in some thread or other)
 Jack Lalanne. - Zero

>> skipping about like a spring lamb if he had followed my advice.
>>
>> (see my recipe for electric soup in some thread or other)

Yeah but I haven't seen any reports of you towing boats across Littlehampton Harbour with your teeth.
 Jack Lalanne. - Armel Coussine
>> I haven't seen any reports of you towing boats across Littlehampton Harbour with your teeth.

It(whistle) very unkind to draw attention to a fellow'(whistle) ab(whistle)en(whistle) of gnasher(whistle), (WHISTLE)eddo you old (whistle)lag you...
 Jack Lalanne. - Iffy
...No doubt few people have heard of Jack Lalanne this side of the pond...

When I first got satellite TV I was fascinated by what I think are called 'info-mercials'.

Jack LaLanne's juicer was one of the first I watched.

 Jack Lalanne. - Dog
>>Jack LaLanne's juicer was one of the first I watched<<

And ... you formed his surname correctly, which is more than I did :)
 Jack Lalanne. - bathtub tom
As my GP once told me: It may not make you live forever, but it'll feel like it.

And what on earth was on the guy's head? ;>)
 Jack Lalanne. - Dog
>>And what on earth was on the guy's head? ;>)<<

Shut it looseat! - he had a good head of hair ... it just wasn't his, that's all :)
 Jack Lalanne. - Zero
“I can’t die,” he liked to say. “It would ruin my image.”

Well he was always on to a long term looser there then.
 Jack Lalanne. - Dog
>>Well he was always on to a long term looser there then.<<

Losers spell it looser :)
 Jack Lalanne. - Focusless
>> Well he was always on to a long term looser there then.

It was a long term though - 96 ain't bad. And some of the stuff he did:

"At 70, again in handcuffs and shackles, he towed 70 boats, carrying 70 people, a mile and a half through Long Beach Harbour."

Mad.
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