Non-motoring > How to make car4play rich! Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Pat Replies: 49

 How to make car4play rich! - Pat
I’m sure we could produce some income for car4play!

How about we get our heads together and produce these..

The car4play Old Codgers Recipe book.

The car4play Definitive Guide to Winter Tyres

Trains & Trams by car4play

Car4play’s Obsessive Car Maintenance for Dummies.

Ultimately I suggest the car4play 2012 Calendar in colour and along the style of the WI one.

TIC of course:)
Pat
 How to make car4play rich! - crocks
What about - 101 uses for a clip-on bike rack.
 How to make car4play rich! - Clk Sec
>> What about - 101 uses for a clip-on bike rack.


What about a £1 donation by everyone who mentions the wretched thing :)

Might cost Zero a bob or two, though.
 How to make car4play rich! - Bigtee
The car4play wingers corner.

The car4play train spotters video guide.
 How to make car4play rich! - Iffy
...The car4play wingers corner...

Should be 'whingers', assuming you mean someone who complains, and not a footballer who plays in a wide position.

The above would, of course, be an entry in my Guide to Spelling and use of English for car4play Members.


 How to make car4play rich! - Pat
No, no, no, no Iffy, you miss the point here.

This is not for us, this is to educate the whole world, we could go global.

Pat
 How to make car4play rich! - Pat
If we work on this we can then do car4play merchandise..

The car4play bike rack (clip on)

The car4play connoisseurs watch

Car4play home brew.

Pat

 How to make car4play rich! - Clk Sec
Main Dealer or Independent - A Concise Guide.
 How to make car4play rich! - Clk Sec
The Mimsers Guide to Suburban motoring.
 How to make car4play rich! - VxFan
C4P how to avoid a mimser guide.

edit - beaten by a minute
Last edited by: VxFan on Thu 8 Sep 11 at 10:32
 How to make car4play rich! - sherlock47
4play may attract a more lucrative click thro customer base!

unfortunately all the domain extensions appear taken.
 How to make car4play rich! - BobbyG
How about

the C4P guide for promoting rival websites.........
 How to make car4play rich! - Dog
The C4P guide to making friends and influencing people, by Lud, Iffy and Zero.
 How to make car4play rich! - Iffy
...The C4P guide to making friends and influencing people, by Lud, Iffy and Zero...

I couldn't possibly write a guide with those two.

 How to make car4play rich! - Dog
>>I couldn't possibly write a guide with those two<<

See what I mean!

:-D
 How to make car4play rich! - Iffy
...See what I mean!...

A guide to (not) making friends couldn't be written by more than one person, could it?

 How to make car4play rich! - Dog
>>A guide to (not) making friends couldn't be written by more than one person, could it?<<


I could tell you but ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuE_jqYNi3c&NR=1
 How to make car4play rich! - RattleandSmoke
Brilliant, chapter one on trams is already written :D

The Return of Trams to British Cities in the 21st Century :D

I may also write a chapter on

"How to turn your 12 year old banger into a brand new car"

Another great book would be

"The Car4Play guide to Girls"



Last edited by: RattleandSmoke on Thu 8 Sep 11 at 13:31
 How to make car4play rich! - devonite
>>The Car4Play guide to Girls"<<

Better not let BBD write that one!!
 How to make car4play rich! - madf
The Definitive Guide To Choosing The Correct Hat To Wear In Your Car

and its follow up:

The Definitive Guide To Choosing The Correct Hat To Wear In Other People's Cars

and then...

The Definitive Guide To Choosing The Correct Hat To Wear On Public Transport (if you are so unfortunate enough to be so poor as to use it)
 How to make car4play rich! - Zero
I shall write a novel

C4P Mission Impossible.



Synopsis, How I tried to teach Pat to cook but failed spectacularly.
Last edited by: Zero on Thu 8 Sep 11 at 16:51
 How to make car4play rich! - Pat
Better men than you have failed already Z, but I make a grand Camion Stew.

Tin of Irish Stew
Tin of new potatoes
Small tin of peas

Place all ingredients into a small saucepan and heat up on a Camping Gaz stove in the centre of the cab.
Must be eaten out of the saucepan with a spoon.

Dessert: Tin of Ambrosia Rice Pudding.

I've eaten that banquet in some of the most desirable layby's in this country:)

But what made it special was because I was alone!

Just thought of another one:

The car4play Guide to Shoes written by Humph and corroborated by WdeB.

I was going to call it the car4play guide to Cobblers but I have someone else in mind for that one.

Pat
Last edited by: pda on Thu 8 Sep 11 at 17:03
 How to make car4play rich! - RattleandSmoke
Firs tip on my chapter on girls

"When a good looking but plastic girl goes up to you in a club, and ask who you are with, don't say "my mates were too tired to come out, and I have to go past here to get home and as I know the DJ I always come here" it doesn't go down well!.

I have had so much success with girls I could write a massive chapter on it, I mean once upon time I even had a girlfriend.

Of course I am being highly sarcastic here, but I do believe a guide to girls from an anoraks (or geek as I am known) point of view good be a massive seller in Essex.
 How to make car4play rich! - smokie
The other site I moderate makes quite a few hundred from downloads of a home grown guide to Le Mans. Many contributors though..

www.clubarnage.com/wiki/doku.php?id=ca_guide:toc
 How to make car4play rich! - Roger.
Camion stew sounds right up my street, Pat!
My parents, when we went camping, many years ago, used to make something similar with a tin of cooked mince and a tin of chopped tomatoes. We called it, gulp, "train smash"
Trouble is SWMBO would recoil in horror if I tried your cordon bleu recipe, especially as we are going on a diet when we return to the UK from our German trip.
Sigh :=(
 How to make car4play rich! - Pat
>>especially as we are going on a diet <<

I know the feeling Roger:)

The new generation of lorry drivers have gone all healthy and cook things like pasta and put a tin of tuna in it. Yuk.

Pat
 How to make car4play rich! - Zero
>> Better men than you have failed already Z, but I make a grand Camion Stew.
>>
>> Tin of Irish Stew
>> Tin of new potatoes
>> Small tin of peas

It has to be said, the very best Shepard's Pie is made with tinned peas and tinned baby carrots.
 How to make car4play rich! - Dog
Going back 40 years, my speciality was beef curry ... 1 pound of mince, a tin of bachelors mixed vegetables, bung in some curry powder and serve with white rice,

There would often be a sprinkling of ceiling emulsion on top owing to the fact that we had no kitchen back then (no bathroom either!) and the cooker was stuck in a little low alcove in the lounge with the kitchen sink in another alcove next to it, over the years the steam from the cooking had nuked the emulsion.

Funnily enough though, we used to really enjoy that ‘curry’.
 How to make car4play rich! - car4play
>> How about the C4P guide for promoting rival websites.........

lol !
 How to make car4play rich! - CGNorwich
"Why hanging is too good for them." The car4play guide to crime and punishment.

 How to make car4play rich! - devonite
Z`s big book of car spotting!!

better put some smileys! ;-~)
 How to make car4play rich! - Zero
Or how about Devonites book "Life with my Guide
dog"!
 How to make car4play rich! - car4play
I was thinking along these lines the other day after seeing a friend sporting a Pistonheads tee-shirt.
Keep it up. (.. suggestions of course ;-)
Last edited by: car4play on Fri 9 Sep 11 at 10:33
 How to make car4play rich! - Iffy
Whatever slogan we decide on for the car4play t-shirt should include a spelling mistake.

 How to make car4play rich! - Runfer D'Hills
Or at the very least a debatable apostrophe.
 How to make car4play rich! - Iffy
Or a misplaced Capital letter.

 How to make car4play rich! - BobbyG
Surely it also needs a thumbs up and a flouncy face??
 How to make car4play rich! - Clk Sec
I've not seen many debatable apostrophe's on this forum.
 How to make car4play rich! - Clk Sec
>>(.. suggestions of course ;-)

Subtle C4P motif in red, front and back, on a black sweatshirt (without hoodie) would look cool.

It's getting a bit cold for tee-shirts now.
 How to make car4play rich! - Dog
>>Subtle C4P motif in red, front and back, on a black sweatshirt (without hoodie) would look cool. It's getting a bit cold for tee-shirts now.<<

+1 but in Navy Blue :)
 How to make car4play rich! - Runfer D'Hills
It's red this year dahlings. Are you sooo out of touch?

:-)
 How to make car4play rich! - Dog
Lookout, lookout, there's a Humph D a'Bout.
 How to make car4play rich! - Dutchie
I have never made a curry would't mind trying once.Rijsttafel Indonesian have to try one again in a few weeks in good old Rotterdam.

Simple recipe Potatoes Garrots and Union.Cook all together and mash.Hutspot.:) Add gravy and sauasage.
 How to make car4play rich! - Dog
I've got a spiffing recipe for a vegetarian curry if anyone wants he,

Haven't made it for years (decades even) but used to make it quite a lot at one thyme.
 How to make car4play rich! - Dutchie
Write it down Zero,my wife is vegetarian.Thanks.
 How to make car4play rich! - Dutchie
Sorry Dog got Zero on the brain.;0
 How to make car4play rich! - Dog
>>Write it down Zero,my wife is vegetarian.Thanks.<<

I'll get my wife to type it up, she can type!

Zog.
 How to make car4play rich! - Iffy
We've managed to drag one of Pat's threads onto food - she's going to be cross.

Ho-ho.

Last edited by: Iffy on Fri 9 Sep 11 at 15:46
 How to make car4play rich! - Pat
I've got a signal on my dongle but I'll deal with you lot in the morning Tsk.

Pat
 How to make car4play rich! - rtj70
Why would she be cross about recipes? That was one of the suggestions in the post that started the thread.
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