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Thread Author: Hard Cheese Replies: 38

 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Hard Cheese

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-15934908

"The vehicle, believed to be a hire car, was submerged after it was parked on a slipway in Mumbles, Swansea on Monday.

Crews had hoped to recover the silver 61-plate car in the early hours of Tuesday at low tide but could not, and it has disappeared.

Swansea Coastguard say it could be anywhere in the channel."

I hope the driver wasn't Hertz ...

It's a very cavalier thing to do ...

Imagine the insurance form, collided with Queen Mary 2 somewhere south of Lundy ...



 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - VxFan
Probably having a race somewhere with a motor pike and side carp.

Come on.
Last edited by: VxFan on Tue 29 Nov 11 at 10:37
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - R.P.
Clearly a pool car.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Hard Cheese

I wonder if it was left there on porpoise ...

 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Hard Cheese

The driver was probably heading for Whales ...

Last edited by: Cheddar on Tue 29 Nov 11 at 10:45
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Iffy
Hope he signed the collision damage waver.

 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - R.P.
As he waved goodbye to it amongst the waves ?
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Iffy
Was it insured any diver?

 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Westpig
Did the driver loch it?
Last edited by: Westpig on Tue 29 Nov 11 at 11:02
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Cliff Pope
1,2,3,4,5,
Once I Corsa fish alive.
6,7,8,9,10.
Then I let it go again.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - VxFan
>> 1,2,3,4,5,
>> Once I Corsa fish alive.

Ferry good.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - VxFan
Something very fishy about this.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Iffy
It should have been parked hire up the slipway.

 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - R.P.
What was the driver's name ? Bob ?
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Hard Cheese

>>What was the driver's name ? Bob ?>>


No, Albert Ross, he parked in the wrong plaice ...



 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Bromptonaut
Once the tide got over the vents the water would soon fillet.
Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Tue 29 Nov 11 at 12:15
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Armel Coussine
This happened because the driver thought he had hired a Manta.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - R.P.
...or a Marina.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Armel Coussine
Or a Mako Shark, or Plymouth Barracuda...
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - VxFan
>> Crews had hoped to recover the silver 61-plate car in the early hours of Tuesday at low tide but could not, and it has disappeared.

I thought Vauxhall had solved their rust problem years ago?
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Zero
>Swansea Coastguard say it could be anywhere in the channel."

Its not there any moor. Did it have a mp3 dock so he could play his wav files?
Last edited by: Zero on Tue 29 Nov 11 at 13:25
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Jetski
Very "Sub"standard puns, I'll bow out without a stern warning.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - madf
Marooned?

Aquamarined?

No
Found..

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-15941780
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Iffy
I've done a few submerged cars stories.

They are often found floating in a nose-down aspect, as if the weight of the engine isn't quite enough to drag the car under.

 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - oilburner
Some reason to be cheerful today then. One Corsa down and only 1,129,227 left to go.

Maybe this could be the start of something big, like a Boston Tea Party for Corsas. Come on folks, come and dump your Corsa in the sea and make the (motoring) world a better place...
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Bigtee
The silver 61-plate Corsa was later recovered from the nearby beach.

And it started first turn of the key another credit to Vauxhall.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Hard Cheese

And it started first turn of the quay .... boom boom



 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - R.P.
You'd expect the engine to be flooded though.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Iffy
If the hire company had fitted winter tyres the car wouldn't have fallen off the slipway.

 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Dave_
They only meant to dip the headlights.

I've read through the thread, no-one else has done that one.

/coat
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - R.P.
Never mind coat get your life-jacket !
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - PeterS
Do you think it was found by a corsa fisherman?

Peter
Last edited by: PeterS on Tue 29 Nov 11 at 17:03
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Zero
It was on Cruise control.....
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Clk Sec
Have the insurers wade up the cost yet?
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - devonite
it`ll be clean! - it`s been washed intide and out!
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Zero
It was only used to Canute
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - devonite
The driver got confused - his wife said she wanted to sit on the beach in Corsacar.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - Cliff Pope
>> The silver 61-plate Corsa was later recovered from the nearby beach.
>>


Short journeys are not very good for a car.
The coastguard said it could be anywhere in the Channel.
 Ship alert as Vauxhall Corsa missing at sea - VxFan
I bet some shark will do it up and put it back on the road.
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