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 The terrible old jokes thread - zippy
Trump comes to work in the morning holding a mysterious package. Rushing into the oval office, he calls out to his secretary "No calls. No interruptions".

At the end of a long day, the President comes out in a foul mood, walks back to his bedroom and goes right to sleep.

Early the next morning, he is back at the office. "No calls. No interruptions". he calls out before entering the office and slamming the door behind him.

The behaviour repeats itself but after a few days, it is midnight and Trump still hasn't come out of his office. Unsure what to do, they decide that Chief of Staff John Kelley should knock on the door. "Mr. President. Are you okay?"

"I said NO INTERRUPTIONS and I meant it!" they hear Trump scream through the door.

Two more days pass without a word from the president and then the secretary's phone rings. It is Trump. "Get me Sarah Sanders immediately!"

The secret service is dispatched and in 15 minutes, a breathless Sarah Sanders is knocking on the door to the Oval office."

"Come in".

Sanders open the door slowly and finds a dishevelled unshaven Trump sitting at his desk with a big grin on his face. On top of his desk is a completed 30-piece puzzle of the New York skyline.

Sanders doesn't know what to make of it.

Trump leans back triumphantly in his chair and says. "I've got something for your next press conference..." Sarah takes out her notebook.

"You see that puzzle?" Trump asks pointing at his desk. "Well, the box says '3 to 7 years' and me, I finished it in JUST 6 DAYS!"
Last edited by: zippy on Fri 5 Apr 19 at 23:00
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