A woman walks into a chemists and asks for some arsenic.
"Why do you want that?", asked the chemist. The woman replied, "I want to kill my husband".
The Chemist replied, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you anything for that". The woman reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the chemist's wife. The chemist said, "You should have said you had a prescription".
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