Son-in-law thought it'd be a hilarious prank to put a piece of flimsy yellow paper printed with 'penalty charge notice' on my windscreen.
I haven't seen one for over twenty years, but was immediately suspicious (it wasn't in a plastic bag and had no council or company accreditation on it).
I can claim I never saw it, as it rained overnight.
How can I exact revenge?
I was thinking along the lines a a bailiff's letter, claiming ownership of his car. He's had it over five years and bought it off his dad!
I know he was breathalysed a few weeks ago (nil alcohol), perhaps a wind-up along the lines of 'the machine was faulty and we'll be around on Friday night to take another test'?
I'm sure you lot can come up with a few suggestions.
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