Just took a brief leg-stretch around the car park at work. (There's very little going on inside because of some men-in-shorts event.). It's a warm day here in West London and I noticed half a dozen convertibles parked with their roofs ostentatiously down.
Now there's an ancient prank that involves emptying the contents of a dustbin into such a vehicle, but that's been done and, in any case, is a bit aggressive for my taste. I wondered whether leaving a potted palm on the passenger seat, or maybe an inflatable doll dressed as the policeman from the Village People (I have, naturally, ready supplies of both) might be more appropriate. What might the panel here suggest?
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