As it 'appens, some years ago we visited Lourdes on the way to see friends (my advice is don't go near it...) and when we were at a party a few days later I cracked the joke about my car not going very well on the way there but being much better after I gave it a jetwash at Lourdes. All the Brits at the party fell about with laughing and all the French were horrified. They are not like us you know...
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