My mum was from Edinburgh, and one day in my childhood we were up there staying with her family, and we went on a trip round the McVities' factory. Jaffa cakes expand in the cooking process, and I still remember the guide pointing to the conveyor belt with them just before that, saying 'Dinnae ye say they're wee'. Inevitably someone did.
That's what Fenlander needs - a BMW that expands and contracts as required (VxFan should be proud of me for that connection....)
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