He personally set the ball running - first he told them to try bleach, then hit the virus with some sunlight.
When the scientists failed to turn his insights into reality he just left them to it. He knew of course that it was a chinese virus and real men like him could treat it with disdain and a few aspirin.
Just to prove it, he caught it and recovered in only a few days, taking a trip around town in the presidential limo just to prove it to his devoted rabbble.
Fortunately the scientists he had ignored since they failed so dismally at internal body sunlight, managed under his guidance to come up with a magic injectable potion.
Generously giving them the credit for their outstanding work, he modestly said his only part in their success was a few well chosen clues provided at the start of the project, and a never ending supply of funds he thoughtfully saved by cancelling the WHO subs.
He knows intuitively that this proves he actually won the election and that the democrats simply faked it. He has a lot of experience with fakes in the media.
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