Sorry to be a killjoy, but this is one route that we don't want to go down. Now before there are cries of excess moderation (again), this area of the forum was really set up for questions of a non-motoring nature.
Already we've had jokes posted of an adult (and some would call tasteless) nature. Don't get me wrong, I am no prude, anyone whose received txt messages from me will vouch for that, but please try and remember that all walks of life read this forum who may not find that sort of content acceptable, not to mention people who do so via their place of employment who may well have strict policies in place of what content you can and can't look at.
Discussing this with the other mods, we're all in agreement with this. However we'll allow motoring jokes to be posted (after all said and done, this is primarily a motoring website). Please remember though to keep those jokes to a non offensive nature. If your mother doesn't want to hear it, or it would make her blush or get you a clip around the ear if she did hear it, then it's generally not acceptable to post it. It goes without saying that anything considered inappropriate will be removed without notification.
Lastly, if you've got any thoughts on creating threads such as this one, then please consider running it past the mods first (moderators@car4play.com) before going ahead with it. You never know, we might actually say yes.