There was a huge meeting of chess enthusiasts at a local hotel. They played several games and when the play was over they congregated in the hotel reception and were bragging about their skills on the chessboard.
Thge noise got louder and louder and other customers were getting annoyed.
At the height of the noise, the organizer stood up and shouted ' Shut up..all of you ! '....
...........' If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer ! '