A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, bug ger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!
An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.
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