you forgot about the member who will blame the tory cuts for the failure of the light bulb and explain how if the miners had still been digging coal the power would have been much more stable.
Then there is the member who will moan that he can't buy the exact same replacement lightbulb, blame the EU, and claim global warming is a myth.
Then you will get the member who will complain that the bulb was changed by a minimum wage immigrant, undercutting a home grown worker, despite the fact the last time he tried to get a sparks to do the job he was told to eft off and do it himself.
The management guru member will come on and say the bulb was time served anyway and should have been culled because it was not fit for the job
There will be a row between members one of who is saying the bulb should be a different make and bought from miles away, ignoring the bulb shop next door.
Lastly will be the member who will claim he bought the best brightest most long-lasting lightbulb in the world from his best mate and its never ever going to blow.