Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
That's why there are so many named Rover, Tommy and Spot.
But, have you heard the plight of
A fellow, who thought he'd be cute and named his dog " Sex "?
It goes like this:
"One day 'Sex' and I, took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent
Hours looking for that dog.
A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at
Midnight? I told him I was looking for 'Sex'.
My case comes up next Tuesday."
"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to
Get a dog license for 'Sex'.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for 'Sex'.
He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.'
Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
He said he didn't care how she looked.
When I told him I'd had 'Sex' since I was 5, he said, “You must have
Been an early bloomer."
"When I decided to get married, I told the Priest I wanted to have
'Sex' at the wedding.
He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding.
When I protested
That 'Sex' had played a big part in my life and that my whole life
Revolved around 'Sex', and I am going to have ‘Sex’ at the wedding he said he will
Have to declare the church ‘out of bounds’ for me forever.
"After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the
Honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a
Room for my wife and wanted one for 'Sex'.
She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.' I said, 'You don't
Understand. 'Sex' keeps me awake at night.' The clerk said, 'Me, too.'
"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
The dog. When I told the Judge I had 'Sex' before I was married, he
Grinned and said, “ Me. Too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more
Trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling.
My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said
'Sex' has died
And left my life. It's like losing a best friend and
I'm so lonely,' I
Told him.
He said, “Look, you and I both know that 'sex' isn't man's best friend.
Get yourself a dog."