Can you believe it? My Income Tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question 4 ,
"Do you have anyone dependant on you?", I replied: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in parliament and the whole of the European Commission."
They said this was not an acceptable answer! So, who did I miss out?