A lady went into the lounge, after her husband had left for work and their two girls had gone to school, to find the much loved budgerigar was lying dead in its cage.
She thought they would all be heartbroken when they came home, so she went to the pet shop to buy another one. Unfortunately the only suitable creature there was an attractive parrot. The shop owner said it was a lovely creature but its last home was a brothel and it had picked up some rather unsavoury language. The lady said there were a broad-minded family and she bought him.
On being put in the lounge the parrot peered all around and said “Umm, looks very comfortableâ€.
A little later the two daughters came home. The parrot looked them up and down and remarked that they were a couple of well brought up children.
An hour later the husband came home and on entering the lounge the parrot immediately said “Hello Keith!â€