A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The queues for every counter, and the check-out tills were enormous. The husband was bored witless; he told his wife that he would have a wander around and would be back in a little while before she got to the check-out.
The wife finally made it through to the head of the check-out queue and paid her bill, but the husband was nowhere to be seen, and they still had more shopping to do. The wife called him on his mobile. She said, "Where are you?" He said, "You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember
that shop", she replied. He said, "Right, well I'm in the pub next door to it."
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