Two Alsations in the waiting room at the vets. First one says to the other,
What are you in for then?
Oh, I'm not sure, but I think I'm going be, y'know, put down.
Oh jeez really? What on earth for?
Well, truth is, I've got a bit of a temper on me, just can't help it sometimes, especially with Jack Russells, don't ask me why but I can't stand them. If one of them rubs me up the wrong way I just lose the plot.
What, like you've bitten some other dogs?
Yeah, afraid so, and a human or two, postmen mainly.
Wow, so you might be in big trouble then?
Kinda think I am, dunno, don't want to think about it. Anyway what are you in for?
Oh me? I'm oversexed apparently.
Really? Cool!!!
Yeah, anything with a pulse me, can't stop.
Fab, nice problem to have !
Yeah, well it got me in big trouble last week, I even had a go at my mistress.
What, her there on the chair?
Yup, I know it was wrong in every way but I just did, she was leaning over the bath and well...
Jeez that's wild man! Are you going to be put down too?