A drummer is fed up with all the jokes, so wants to try a new instrument. He goes into a music shop and walks around for few hours looking at all the instruments but can't make his mind up.
He goes up to a member of staff and explains that he wants to try the white accordion and the red saxophone.
"You're a drummer aren't you" he says.
"How did you know".
"Well the red saxophone is a fire extinguisher and the white accordion is a radiator".