Following a shotgun accident in which his person was perforated by pellets in an unfortunate area, the poor chap went to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I've recovered very well from the accident, but there's one problem. When I pee, it comes out these multiple holes in all directions, like a watering can. It's very embarrassing."
The doctor scribbled on his notepad, tore off the page and gave it to his patient. "Go and see my brother. He'll sort it out for you".
"Is he a urologist?"
"No. He's a piccolo player. But he'll show you how to hold it".