Paddy and his mate, Paddy too, are unemployed so they venture to the job centre to get a new job.
Paddy tells them he is a sewing machinist and the clerk tells Paddy that he can earn €20 an hour sewing.
Paddy too, tells them he is a diesel fitter and he is told that he can earn €50 an hour as its a skilled job.
Paddy is livid! "Skilled job my arris!" he complains. "I sewed women's nickers and all he did was check them for size, and when they're good he says diesel fitter!"