A bloke arrives home from work to find his wife in the hall wearing a see through blouse, tiny little skirt and stockings and suspenders.
She says, "Darling, have you ever seen ten pounds crumpled up?"
Starting to feel excited he replies, "No, I haven't". So she slowly undoes the top two buttons on her blouse, pulls two crumpled five pound notes from her bra and hands to him. Hardly able to contain his excitement he starts to unbutton his shirt when in a husky voice she says, "And have you ever seen twenty pounds crumpled up?"
"No", he says.
So she lifts up her skirt and pulls two ten pound notes out of her knickers, walks over and hands them to him.
She continues, "Darling, have you ever seen thirty thousand pounds all crumpled up?"
Unable to contain himself any longer, he unbuckles his belt and drops his trousers to the floor in anticipation of a wild, kinky night and replies, "No sweetheart, I haven't".
His wife says, "Well, go out to the garage and take a look".
Last edited by: Robin O'Reliant on Sun 17 Sep 17 at 19:33