'...two golfers exchange their life stories...The first one confesses that he made his fortune when his ailing factory burned down and he was able to claim the insurance. The second golfer then confesses he also made it big when his own business was destroyed by a flood, netting him nice cheque from the insurance company. The first golfer looks puzzled. "But how did you start the flood?" he asks.' (From Adults in the Room by Yanis Varoufakis.)