>> Carpet, men and urination don't fit well together.
It's not just men, women need to remain seated for the entire performance.
Many years ago I was visiting Mrs B to be at flat she shared in Harrow. Knock on door was elderly lady downstairs who was having a problem with her multipoint boiler situated above the toilet. As youngsters who might know about such things could we persuade it to light? I knelt on loo seat for about 10 minutes trying various tricks but either the spark or the pilot thermocouple were banjaxed.
Floor was lino but there was one of those candlewick effect tailored loo mats, matching the bathmat. I'd guess it hadn't been washed for some time, whole room smelled worse than a 1980s pub gents......
Was bloomin glad to escape.
Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Thu 6 Jun 19 at 15:56
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