Plenty of cars have memory seats.
Do you imagine I don't know that, you plonker? They're an expensive and rare option on the model we'd carefully decided was the most suitable for us. This specific car has them, with heaters; most didn't.
Yes, even Vauxhall. Oh, but hang on, because of your prejudices and experience years ago you wouldn't even consider trying.
Let's see, makers whose dealers I visited while on my last car hunt: six (seven if you count the Toyota one who bought the old car from us.) Your tally, VF? Almost two, wasn't it? And one of us apparently chooses out of ignorance, prejudice and outdated ideas? I wonder who that could be.
Oh, and I'm still waiting for your hilarious attempts to make fun of my 'POC', even though you know exactly what it is and have known for months. Actually, I have two cars, both documented here, so take your pick. I'm taping up my sides as a precaution. And don't tell me it's because you're too refined and sophisticated for anything so unseemly; you've already shown us the answer to that.
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