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Thread Author: BrianByPass Replies: 33

 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - BrianByPass
Vodka gives Qashqai wings:

amazing dashcam footage.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4398090
Terrifying footage captures the moment a mother flipped her car 14 feet into the air after swigging vodka while driving with her baby son.


How did anyone survive?

Note - No roundabout was harmed during this performance.

Last edited by: BrianByPass on Mon 10 Apr 17 at 20:40
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Old Navy
>> Note - No roundabout was harmed during this performance.
>>

I saw one that had a central sign flattened a few days ago, it had sloping stone sides about 3 feet, (a metre for the youngsters) high. I said at the time "Flattening that would make your eyes water"

There are some scary drivers out there!
Last edited by: Old Navy on Mon 10 Apr 17 at 20:53
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Roger.
She got porridge for it, too.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - mikeyb
Looks like she lost the door mirrors - must be a weak point on them
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Runfer D'Hills
>> Looks like she lost the door mirrors - must be a weak point on them.

Bleh !

:-(
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - BiggerBadderDave
They’re at it with the "terrifying footage". See? See? Who’s terrified?

Although I was a bit terrified when I saw that picture of Tania Chick-Mature. Where’s her neck?? Must have been the impact that made her all compressed.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Bobby
I've often wondered why they are building these roundabouts with the steep sloping sides and what would happen if you hit it at speed.

I know now!
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Old Navy
>> I've often wondered why they are building these roundabouts with the steep sloping sides.
>>

It Could be part of traffic calming, reduced lines of sight and visually intimidating so that no one in their right mind is going to risk hitting it.
Last edited by: Old Navy on Tue 11 Apr 17 at 08:40
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - DP
This says a lot for modern car safety systems, and particularly modern infant seats. When I was a kid, we used to sit "loose" in the back of the car, as none of my dad's cars even had rear seat belts until I was in my early teens. An incident like this would have been curtains.

It's fair to assume that anyone swigging vodka while driving a car has some sort of addiction problem. Alcoholism is an insidious disease. A woman we know has gone down this road over the past few years, and last year had a nasty accident (if not as spectacular as this) driving with her kids in the car while drunk. Thankfully only minor injuries all round, but she was arrested at the scene and it went to court where her license was taken away for several years.

She was (when sober) a rational, intelligent, educated, respectable woman who was great with kids and fun to be around. Nowadays she is a sad, self obsessed, emotionally vacant wreck. She has no clue or care about what she did, and honestly believes she was the victim in the whole thing. The affect of alcohol abuse on people's attitude and perception of things is quite honestly staggering.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Hard Cheese
Fully agree on all points DP, well said!
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Dog
>>The affect of alcohol abuse on people's attitude and perception of things is quite honestly staggering.

Other equally damaging drugs are available of course, it's just that alcohol is legal and more easily available.

When I was a young goat, alcohol was only available from an off-licence, but now it's 'pushed' among the turnips and custard powder!
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Manatee
I've heard of spice, candy, brown sugar and coke in this context but not 'custard powder' and 'turnips'. Are they horribly addictive?
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Runfer D'Hills
Haggis, neeps and tatties is fairly irresistible, if you are of a good bloodline.
;-)
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - madf
>> Haggis, neeps and tatties is fairly irresistible, if you are of a good bloodline.
>> ;-)
>>

Replace thE neeps with baked beans and I agree.

Neeps are winter feed for sheep.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Runfer D'Hills
Haggis wi' baked beans? Hiv they bees stung yer heid?
;-)
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - madf
>> Haggis wi' baked beans? Hiv they bees stung yer heid?
>> ;-)
>>

A few times.
Bees in your veil are somewhat traumatic for both beekeeper and bees :-)

I find haggis, neeps and tatties very dry..
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Zero
>> Haggis, neeps and tatties is fairly irresistible, if you are of a good bloodline.
>> ;-)

Jocks persist talking up this falacy, it is actually awful crap, which is why most of them go down the chippy.
Last edited by: Zero on Tue 11 Apr 17 at 19:26
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Dog
Could I be pregnant I wonder - at MY age.

Just saying.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - tyrednemotional
...well, the odds are probably against it, but there again, you are in Cornwall, so.....
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Dog
Well at least I don't live in Lincolnshire ...

lincolnshirereporter.co.uk/2017/04/pensioner-filmed-having-sex-with-dogs-spared-jail/
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - tyrednemotional
....yeah, luckily very few cameras in Cornwall.....

;-)
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Zero
Don't think Oscar was complaining
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Robin O'Reliant
I've woken up next to a few dogs.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - tyrednemotional
...no, what I said was give him a bone......
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Runfer D'Hills
You are a very very bad man T&E, you should be ashamed of yourself...

What's more, you shouldn't post things that funny when people might be drinking coffee...

;-)
Last edited by: Runfer D'Hills on Tue 11 Apr 17 at 20:33
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Bromptonaut

>> lincolnshirereporter.co.uk/2017/04/pensioner-filmed-having-sex-with-dogs-spared-jail/

Filmed having {deleted} sex with a st Bernard!!!!!

Rather wish I'd not read that link......
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Ted

I'm interested in seeing the offspring, although at 64 she's reasonably safe.

A woman for duty
A boy for pleasure
A melon for sheer ecstasy

Not sure where a St Bernard would fit in there.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Dog
>>Rather wish I'd not read that link......

Me too actually, and I've led a less-than sheltered life.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - bathtub tom
>> Well at least I don't live in Lincolnshire ...
>> lincolnshirereporter.co.uk/2017/04/pensioner-filmed-having-sex-with-dogs-spared-jail/

When I was a lad, a story doing the rounds (probably apocryphal) was of a man having sex with a cow. The cow getting bored, wandered off, closing its vagina. The man's todger and other appendages were dragged out and he was then eviscerated.
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Dog
>>The man's todger and other appendages were dragged out and he was then eviscerated.

Word of the day: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/eviscerate
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - bathtub tom
Amazes me she cleared the chevrons without apparently damaging them.

Perhaps Peterborough knows something about their locals, Pat?
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Pat
She was from Coventry I think, BT.

I know the roundabout well enough but can't recall seeing anything about the accident at the time of it happening.

Most of the roundabouts are of that design but it doesn't prevent cars or lorries parking on them during a foggy night!

Pat
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - VxFan
>> She was from Coventry I think

Correct

www.cambs-police.co.uk/news/newsitem.asp?NewsID=9521
 Nissan Qashqai performs Evel Knievel "stunt" - Slidingpillar
Witness statement is an interesting read...
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