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New Mon 3 Dec 12 18:11 
 Potential new member? - CGNorwich
"The Pope is to begin sending Twitter messages using the handle @pontifex as his personal account, the Vatican said."

I'm sure he would prefer it here.


www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20581755

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New Mon 3 Dec 12 18:13 
 Potential new member? - Zero
Except the pope wont be teewting, someone will tweet for him
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New Mon 3 Dec 12 19:01 
 Potential new member? - devonite
Wonder what he`ll find to Pontificate about?
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New Mon 3 Dec 12 19:04 
 Potential new member? - Armel Coussine
It would broaden our appeal to have a Popemobile owner as a member though. Or have I got hold of the wrong end of the stick?
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New Mon 3 Dec 12 20:09 
 Potential new member? - CGNorwich
"It would broaden our appeal to have a Popemobile owner as a member though"

Do they make a good second hand buy? What's handling like?
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New Mon 3 Dec 12 20:10 
 Potential new member? - NortonES2
Discount on indulgences to car4play members?
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New Mon 3 Dec 12 20:09 
 Potential new member? - CGNorwich
>> Wonder what he`ll find to Pontificate about?
>>

God only knows.
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New Mon 3 Dec 12 21:52 
 Potential new member? - Ted

I wonder if he tweets in Latin.

Ted
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New Mon 3 Dec 12 23:01 
 Potential new member? - Londoner
An appropriate time to trot out this oldie.....

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.
Chief: Important like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more important than that.
Chief: Important like the governor?
Cop: Way more important than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: Much more important.
Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"
Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
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New Tue 4 Dec 12 08:12 
 Potential new member? - Cliff Pope
The Pope's registration number is VAT 69.
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New Wed 5 Dec 12 01:22 
 Potential new member? - VxFan
If you're ever in Ireland, you can rent his Popemobile for 250 euros an hour.

tinyurl.com/bdfdcl8 (The Telegraph)
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