Non-motoring > sheep go shopping...	Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Zero	Replies: 28

Tue 6 Sep 11 13:57   sheep go shopping... - Zero

...In Boots www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14792539 What do you think they went in to buy? Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 14:01   sheep go shopping... - Dog

A Baa of soap. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 14:02   sheep go shopping... - VxFan

>> What do you think they went in to buy? Whatever it was, I bet they got fleeced at the tills. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 14:09   sheep go shopping... - Clk Sec

>> Whatever it was, I bet they got fleeced at the tills. Not a chance, they wouldn't pull the wool over their eyes. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 14:35   sheep go shopping... - Cliff Pope

Kids go free Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 14:44   sheep go shopping... - R.P.

All their purchases will be Baa Coded anyway...! Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 15:31   sheep go shopping... - devonite

They certainly looked a bit "Sheepish" when they emerged! Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 15:52   sheep go shopping... - henry k

IIRC sheep and boots were always associated Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 15:53   sheep go shopping... - devonite

It was a Ram-Raid. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 16:01   sheep go shopping... - crocks

They were looking for Woolworth but couldn't find it. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 16:09   sheep go shopping... - henry k

Ewe would always want to look your best when in public and they herd that boots could could do a better job than lipstick on a pig. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 16:20   sheep go shopping... - Zero

I "herd" they were looking for No 7 Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 21:40   sheep go shopping... - Robin O'Reliant

>> I "herd" they were looking for No 7 >> FAIL It's a flock of sheep, Zero. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 16:21   sheep go shopping... - Clk Sec

I herd that they were looking for the Woolwich, but after being informed of the Baarclay's takeover, they drove away in that direction. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 16:42   sheep go shopping... - henry k

No real harm done they were not ram raiders. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 19:10   sheep go shopping... - smokie

Probably ear drops because one of them had gone a bit mutton. Or maybe something to stop them feeling horny. Whatever, hope they got their tup-pence worth. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 19:37   sheep go shopping... - Dutchie

You can't put the wool over their eyes. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 21:12   sheep go shopping... - VxFan

Word got out about some of the special offers and before you could say mint sauce a whole flock of them turned up. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 21:42   sheep go shopping... - Iffy

...a whole flock of them turned up... Gambolling on getting a bargain. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 21:44   sheep go shopping... - R.P.

"Lamb"etable iffy Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 23:44   sheep go shopping... - CGNorwich

>> Probably ear drops because one of them had gone a bit mutton. Not sheep related I'm afraid. The rhyming slang for deaf has nothing to do with mutton. It comes from the American cartoon characters Mutt and Jeff Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 7 Sep 11 21:01   sheep go shopping... - smokie

Oh dear, I suppose I deserve the rack. Maybe they were just in search of grass, man. Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 6 Sep 11 22:01   sheep go shopping... - swiss tony

I understand the security guard is getting the chop for letting them in... Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 7 Sep 11 08:10   sheep go shopping... - Cliff Pope

Why do they always have lots of shepherds hanging around but never anyone to serve you? Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 7 Sep 11 10:26   sheep go shopping... - VxFan

Once outed from Boots they headed to Barclays...... for the pens. Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 7 Sep 11 16:27   sheep go shopping... - devonite

They then went into a pub, but the bar-stewards got the flock outta there! Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 7 Sep 11 18:31   sheep go shopping... - VxFan

Last seen heading down the M4 toward Lambourne. Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 7 Sep 11 19:15   sheep go shopping... - Dutchie

To Lambourne on a butchers trailer. Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 7 Sep 11 20:16   sheep go shopping... - Kevin

Apparently it was shear pandemonium because the PCSOs sent to deal with the problem fell asleep before they knew how many were involved. Police artists have penned identikits and officers are now ruminating on how to round up the offenders and ensure that they all face trials. Last edited by: Kevin on Wed 7 Sep 11 at 20:17 Reply to this message | Report message