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Thread Author: Crankcase	Replies: 51

Fri 24 Feb 17 11:47   Friday silliness - Crankcase

Shamelessly nicking the idea from another forum, you have to add "ing" to a film title, then explain what the film is now about. Examples so far that amused me include Harry Pottering - a gentle comedy about an old man and his broom cupboard Ironing Man - documentary about male empowerment La La Landing - a Teletubby takes a parachute jump. However, when introducing this idea in the office today, it took but a moment for someone to subvert the whole thing with the only slightly cheaty Reservoir Dogging, which I'm hoping is about walking canines, but... Any more? Last edited by: Crankcase on Fri 24 Feb 17 at 11:47 Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 12:14   Friday silliness - legacylad

Postman Patting Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:01   Friday silliness - Zero

Okay, got the hang of this. Trainspot. Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:02   Friday silliness - Crankcase

I think you're being ing awkward. Last edited by: Crankcase on Fri 24 Feb 17 at 13:03 Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:10   Friday silliness - zippy

One for adults only.... Goldfingering Total Recalling - a film about finding the cure for dementia. Reply to this message | Report message       1

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:59   Friday silliness - VxFan

>> One for adults only.... Carry On Dicking Reply to this message | Report message       1

Sat 25 Feb 17 17:38   Friday silliness - VxFan

>> One for adults only.... Pacific Rimming Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:07   Friday silliness - Crankcase

>> Postman Patting >> Without a plot, LL, I can only assume this one must be about checking his package for a Special Delivery? Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:12   Friday silliness - Crankcase

Teen Wolfing - what happens when you give a 16 year old the key to the pantry. Lord of the Ringing - an essay on campanology. Last edited by: Crankcase on Fri 24 Feb 17 at 13:13 Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:21   Friday silliness - BrianByPass

>> Reservoir Dogging, which I'm hoping is about walking canines, but... >> Reminds me of this article in the Guardian yesterday. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/23/golden-trio-of-moves-boosts-chances-of-female-orgasm-say-researchers Some misread the subject as "trio of movies" instead of "trio of moves", possibly because the illustration used at the top was from a movie. It led to some hilarity in the comments: including one linking it to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/23/golden-trio-of-moves-boosts-chances-of-female-orgasm-say-researchers#comment-93723229 and one linking it to a Guinness advert www.youtube.com/watch?v=km-rN1T_zfI p.s. some even managed to blame Brexit Last edited by: BrianByPass on Fri 24 Feb 17 at 13:22 Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:33   Friday silliness - BrianByPass

>> including one linking it to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejaWq2TXRXE Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:34   Friday silliness - Dog

Shafting ... I ain't nothing!! Reply to this message | Report message       1

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:55   Friday silliness - VxFan

James Bonding - A film about a special agent, who's secret vice is sniffing glue. Reply to this message | Report message       1

Fri 24 Feb 17 13:55   Friday silliness - hjd

White Heating. A stunning expose of the secret lives of domestic radiators. Layering Cake. Mary Berry explains the secret of a sponge cake. Pulping Fiction. End of life for books. Last edited by: hjd on Fri 24 Feb 17 at 13:58 Reply to this message | Report message       1

Fri 24 Feb 17 14:02   Friday silliness - Crankcase

The Godfathering - documentary about possibly unrelated children Kill Billing - a treatise on the end of cash Despicable Meing - the inside story of an unpleasant Asian gentleman. Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 15:13   Friday silliness - zippy

Greasing - should being the technical section Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 15:49   Friday silliness - NortonES2

The Girling on a Motorcycle... Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 16:17   Friday silliness - Ted

Gone with the Winding....Another ruddy dynamo failed ! Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 16:40   Friday silliness - zippy

Sudden Impacting - the ABS played up again! Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 16:50   Friday silliness - VxFan

Das Booting - A German man starting up his computer. Jurassic Parking - Teaching old people how to drive. Fifty Shades of Greying - The daily problems of elderly people. Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 16:57   Friday silliness - zippy

True Lying - more fake news Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 22:28   Friday silliness - Ted

Staring Wars.....A face-off turned nasty. Lasting Tango in Paris....You're making that orangeade last a long time, Pierre. Inning of the Sixth Happiness....No. 6 batsman scores a hundred at last. Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 22:46   Friday silliness - Roger.

"Fifty Shades Of Greying" , a documentary film about the effects of advancing years on the human female. Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 24 Feb 17 22:50   Friday silliness - Roger.

"Loving Actually", a film interpretation of The Karma Sutra, (Rated XXX) Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 00:08   Friday silliness - Ted

Ducking Soup....Avoiding food thrown by angry wife ! Nite nite. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 08:58   Friday silliness - tyrednemotional

....Mashing.... The BBC's new tea-related Saturday-evening "reality" show. ...Calendaring Girls.... Carefully keeping several girlfriends on the go at once. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 09:09   Friday silliness - R.P.

Godwill Huntinging Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 09:18   Friday silliness - Focal Point

"Godwill Huntinging" Shouldn't that be "Good Will Hunt" - the epic story of the politician whose kindness and generosity overcame the sinister designs of the medical establishment? Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 09:46   Friday silliness - Dog

Frenchman's Creaking ~ Tales of Pierre and his wooden leg. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 09:51   Friday silliness - Cliff Pope

Non-motor - the forum for engine problems. Speed Killing - the awareness course for abattoir workers. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 10:02   Friday silliness - smokie

Fasting and Furious - how dieting affects behaviour Schindler's Listing - maybe he's had a few Ramboing - err... about a male sheep spring noise contest Last edited by: smokie on Sat 25 Feb 17 at 10:02 Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 11:32   Friday silliness - Crankcase

Silence of the Lambing - a meditation on pastoral farming. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 11:54   Friday silliness - tyrednemotional

....Flashing Gordon..... 'nuff said (one of the characters is Emperor Minging) Last edited by: tyrednemotional on Sat 25 Feb 17 at 11:56 Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 11:55   Friday silliness - Ted

The Shin... Lecture on lower leg function. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 12:37   Friday silliness - Haywain

'The Place Beyond the Pining' - a film about where you go after you've grieved over the loss of Claudio Ranieri. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 14:24   Friday silliness - MD

Best thread for ages. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 15:37   Friday silliness - Ambo

Skyfalling - Chicken Licken running scared. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 17:43   Friday silliness - VxFan

Kindergarten Coping - Arnold Schwarzenegger has been turned into a 5 year old and must now cope with life as a kindergartner. Ferris Bueller's Day Offing - A sadistic student goes on a killing frenzy. Pulping Fiction - A documentary about recycling unsold books. Hooking - Robin Williams puts on green tights and goes looking for sailors Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 18:58   Friday silliness - bathtub tom

Speeding - ask smokie Speeding 2 - ask smokie's missus Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 19:16   Friday silliness - sooty123

The Terminating, a story of electricians. Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 22:38   Friday silliness - tyrednemotional

...Pitch Perfecting.... The Groundsmans' training video. Last edited by: tyrednemotional on Sat 25 Feb 17 at 22:38 Reply to this message | Report message

Sat 25 Feb 17 23:21   Friday silliness - Ted

She Wore a Yellowing Ribbon.....couldn't afford a new one. Bridging at Remagen. Dentist has work cut out, what with all that shooting Black Hawking Down........African Professor trips over. Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 01:08   Friday silliness - smokie

Fiddling On The Roof - high excitement The Wickering Man - story of a bloke who makes cane chairs Catching 22 - outtakes from a cricket training film The Jungle Booking - what 4th rate celebrities get Homing Alone - about a pigeon with no mates Stirring Crazy - for spoon lovers everywhere Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 08:18   Friday silliness - Ian (Cape Town)

True Gritting - Council worker John Wayne actually does a good job. Life of Piing - Another Korean drama, with subtitles Moonlighting - leg it cos we haven't paid the rent. Up in the airing - Kids play hide and seek, with hilarious consequences Milking - Another day on the farm for gay activist. The Queening - Life's a drag Beauty and the beasting - sounds like a remake of GI Jane to me... Bounding for glory ... Bob Beamon biopic and Rag Bull... Steptoes experiment after their carthorse dies. Last edited by: Ian (Cape Town) on Sun 26 Feb 17 at 08:18 Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 08:25   Friday silliness - Ian (Cape Town)

M*A*S*Hing - US army doctors in the kitchen A man for all seasonings - Paul Scofield plays a celebrity chef. Sergeant Yorking - A brilliant bowling career is interrupted by a World war The K and I - Another day of horrid cereal Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 08:40   Friday silliness - Ian (Cape Town)

The pinking panther - I paid thousands for this sports car, and have never been able to get the carbs right! Royal Flashing - What Harry did next. Sullying - airline pilot throws away his good name The Ironing lady - Meryl Streep does housework Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 08:56   Friday silliness - Dog

>>The pinking panther - I paid thousands for this sports car, and have never been able to get the carbs right You retard, you need to play with the distribution. Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 10:47   Friday silliness - Ambo

Moonrakering - like wool gathering only Irish On Her Majesty's Secret Servicing - clandestine upkeep of MI5 cars Octopussying - embracing eight legged molluscs Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 13:06   Friday silliness - Ambo

Broadchurching, aka the ecumenical movement. Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 19:43   Friday silliness - VxFan

Chitty Chitty Bang Banging. For those with a car fetish. Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 20:32   Friday silliness - Dog

Men in Blacking .. The Compleat History of Shoeshiners. Reply to this message | Report message

Sun 26 Feb 17 21:16   Friday silliness - Ted

Claire's Kneeing.....Ow, me nads !! Reply to this message | Report message