I'd bet a tube of smarties that this isn't the whole story.
www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846
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It's a strange world, with some strange people in it!
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Just when you thought there was nothing new in the world eh?
The whole story is very odd with lots of unanswered questions in it.
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Well for a start being "stroked with a broom" has surely got to be a euphemism for something or other. 'Stroked', ffs?
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If you think what the "stroke" means for a reciprocating piston, it might be a reasonable description....
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OK, I'll start it off...
At least he came clean :-)
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...it led to a brush with the law...
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This is “stale” news, they got clean away. Evidence brushed under the carpet.
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That's a sweeping statement!
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The wrong guy was bristling with indignation.
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A guy with a machete? Thats a brush with death
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>> This is “stale” news, they got clean away.
In a getaway Car - Broom Broom
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Part of the story has been swept under the carpet.
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If that was the cover story the truth must have been pretty bad!
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There's always the chance of a cock up with arrangements like that.
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