One more comment and I am buying a prat plate - RattleandSmoke
Well it is more likely to appeal to the Julian Clary type and I am currently trying to jokingly flog it to my gay cousin (hope he sees the funny side) but the reg works which every way err you know what I mean :).
I can't work out if my parents know what it means or not eithere way I used the police alphabet when I told it them!